JK Rowling declined our invite to the SSB
She didn’t want anyone to Slytherin
Jack HarrisonJK Rowling has tweeted to decline our invite to this year’s SSB.
The debauched party’s organiser Pierre Keyzar told us he was saving a ticket on the door for Exeter’s illustrious graduate.
He said: “We’ve also got a free ticket lined up for J.K.Rowling.
“If you’re reading this and fancy re-visiting Exeter, hit us up Jo.
“Whenever JK fancies apparating down to Exeter we would be more than happy to show her our enchanted chamber of secrets.”
“When it comes to the Safer Sex Ball, we believe anything can happen.
“We totally get JK’s vibes so thought we’d invite her along to see if we could get our heads together and think up something huge for the next EGB.”
Maybe next year eh?
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