Best in the South West: Exeter ranked seventh in the UK

The Sunday Times Good University Guide has once again named Exeter within the elite top ten universities in the country, above the likes of York, Leeds, and Bristol.

Exe also won the accolade of Sport University of the Year 2015-2016 – fuck you Loughborough.

Student satisfaction rated higher than both Oxford and Cambridge, even in light of Arena’s recent “refurbishment” and return as veteran-slated nightclub-ice-rink Unit One.

Our clock tower even tells the correct time

Alongside this, it has also been named Sports University of the Year for 2015-16, over long-time rival Loughborough, for recognition in both education and research after an investment of over £20 million into the University’s sports faculty over the past decade.

One of our halls is classy enough to use as a hotel when it’s not full of people from Surrey drinking Grey Goose in gilets

This may not, for some people, trump the entirely reliable claims that it may have been a momentary inspiration for the world of Harry Potter or that it’s Europe’s greenest campus, it can’t really be denied that our university is, once more, one of the best in the country.

Even in spite of the morons who needlessly suffix -ah to every possible word they can.

And this sign is just fucking great

John, a second year said: “This seems only to prove further that Exeter is probably the best university ever.”