A left-wing group want to take back the government and it’s tragic

A group of hipster Guy Fawkes impersonators are coming to a town near you – except it’s anything but a secret.

After a surprise majority Tory victory in last week’s General Election, a group are still fed up with the democratic decision made by the British people. Lo and behold, they have managed to find ways to declare the result illegitimate, and have started planning ways to take back the government.

You can’t take us down without a fight

Who is this mischievous and mysterious bunch? They go by the name of Organise Exeter, with the revolutionary cover photo on their Facebook page with the slogan, ‘Don’t Mourn. Organise’, something which sounds like a remake of the movie Braveheart. Its Facebook page has amassed 421 likes in three days.

The group has set up an open meeting on Sunday to begin their plotting and currently have 260 people attending, compromising of Labour Students, Green Party activists and Socialist students. However locals are set to attend.

It is founded by Marcel Golten, a former Socialist Student’s President.

He said: “We made Organise Exeter for anyone who is worried about this government’s program of austerity. We hope to engage both locals and students and use our strength in numbers to organise campaigns and help to make a difference.”

Although he confessed his personal ambition is to impeach the government, he said: “Lots of people will have lots of different ideas and it’s important to get a solid consensus before moving forward.”

Frightening stuff. Given that a Tab survey said that 53 per cent of respondents were set to vote Tory, many will be looking on at these developments with a wry smile.

It’s so easy for radicals such as Organise Exeter to get sucked into the student bubble and believe the lie that we are all these metropolitan middle-class liberals. But there is one simple truth: we are a Conservative country. No, that’s not saying all of us are. That’s not saying Swansea or Stirling is, or Edinburgh or Exeter. But on the whole, we are for at least five years.