#ExeterGirlProblems

The issues only the female Exeter student will ever understand

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Operation: Avoid Everyone

• Thinking as a fresh that you can pull/shag anyone.

• Realising your mistake by third year when you’re forced to dodge all your previous conquests on campus. Every fifteen minutes.

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‘Oh, fuck, he’s right there!’

The Dating Politics

• Understanding that if it’s a drink at Firehouse, you’re in there.

• If it’s a quick text reading ‘you at TP yet?’ then the best you can expect is a thoroughly underwhelming bonk.

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On V-Day as well? Who says romance is dead

Going Out Starvation

• Realising with a sinking sense of dread that you can’t eat all day because you’re going to Cellar Door that night – and you won’t get in unless you’re wearing a tiny crop top and shorts.

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Haven’t. Eaten. In. Three. Days.

Fucking Flip Flops

• Being shocked to your very core when you see something as disturbing as a guy wandering through the Marketplace in a pair of Havainas. In February.

• WHY, WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? PUT YOUR FUCKING HOBBIT FEET AWAY.

What the flip flops probably look like after winter usage

What the flip flops probably look like after winter usage

The White T-shirt Curse

• The absurd penchant of Exeter guys for a Hollister t-shirt – usually a white one.

• Feeling your heart drop when a guy goes to hug you because you know you’ll have to perform acrobatic neck-craning skills to avoid the dreaded orange foundation mark.

(“Urgh, what the fuck is that on my collar? Mate, you just hugged Emma. Rookie move.”)

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Please. No. Not the hug.

SOMEONE, ANYONE. LOOK DIFFERENT.

• Scanning the sea of Barbour and red-chinos wandering up Stocker Road and yearning for someone to rock a look that hasn’t been taken straight out of page 23 in the Jack Wills catalogue.

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Man bun anyone?

Sorry did you say full fat milk?

• Forgetting to ask for your coffee to be ‘skinny’ at Costa and feeling the disgusted stares of all the females around you.

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Thanks, Costa. Thanks a lot.

Sweaty Forum Hill

•  The ten minutes of agonising you do as you get ready every morning: will this outfit accommodate the unbearable amount of sweating you’ll experience as you hike up the dreaded Hill of Humiliation?

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Walking up it counts as a cardio workout, right?

The Unspoken Gym Legging Code

• Which pair of leggings has the most neon? Who can wear them the longest? How many of the wearers have actually ever been on a treadmill?

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These feet have never EVER been near the gym