Exeter Club Safari #2
Once again, we journey into this well-known habitat and record our observations for your intrigue and enjoyment
Exeter’s clubbing scene: the dark and dangerous plains where creatures great and small interact in an almost ritualistic manner.
The randy lion stalks his prey, using jungbombs and charm to lure them into a false sense of security and, hopefully, his lair. The barely-acclimatised antelope attempts to move up the Timepiece foodchain – only to be intimidated by its overpopulated grounds.
As the mating hours draw to a close, we can observe the mammals pair off two by two as if on a journey to Noah’s ark. However, it is often the Buffalo that is left to fend for itself, usually seeking refuge in cheesy chips and/or doner kebab refreshments.