H&M on fire (literally)

High Street clothes store evacuated following heater fire.

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Fire engines rushed to the High Street H&M store today as students stumbled around campus nursing fake blood fueled hangovers.

The scorching deals had become too much for the alarms, as well as staff and shoppers who fled from the store.

Picture: Mark Campbell

The fire fighters discovered the cause of the problem to be a heater above the entrance.

Luckily nobody was harmed, allowing the store and high street to return to normality, full of students hunting for bargains and blowing money that their parents believe is spent on healthy foods.