Too Boozy? You’re getting Billed and Banged Up…

Stumbling out of Arena at 2am could land you into a “drunk tank”.


We all know how it feels to drunkenly stagger out of Arena after one too many Jaegerbombs, but now there could be more at stake than just your dignity…

Binge-drinkers who are unable to look after themselves could be thrown into a ‘drunk tank’ for the night and charged a hefty fee of £400.

With drunken escapades raking up costs of more than £300 million last year across Devon and Cornwall, Devon police and crime commissioner Tony Hogg has made it his mission to reduce the costly effects of binge-drinking on society.

Prime Minister David Cameron is in support of the idea, which would allow police and NHS staff to attend to more serious matters.

If this proposal goes ahead, the Tab advises you to get those poker faces up to scratch…