MPs Shaken by Protein Powder Hoax

MPs blowing white powder…out of proportion

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MPs in Westminster have been receiving brown envelopes stuffed with a mysterious white powder – all postmarked from our very own Exeter.

However, the substance, which has been delivered to a number of offices over the last few weeks, has been identified as harmless protein powder, used by bodybuilders worldwide.

Explosives? Crack cocaine? Crystal meth? … protein powder

The Exeter prankster has put police on red alert, with the Serjeant-at-Arms advising MPs to treat any more powder deliveries as an anthrax attack.

Any further packages will require MPs to call the police, whilst closing doors, windows, and turning off the air-con to make sure the powder can’t spread and contaminate the room.