Overheard at Exeter – Third Time Lucky
What WOULD your mothers think?
Once again you guys have astounded us with the things that come out of your mouths! What WOULD your mothers think?
From the Forum to Arena, these are the best we’ve heard of recent…
Two ‘edgy’ girls in Urban Outfitters: “I swear no shops do an extra extra small anymore. I hate England for being fat.”
Boy walking down Stocker Road: “I’m gonna pull the ‘I’m really ill with man flu’. She’ll lap it up.”
“It was so romantic, he drank a whole carton of orange juice so his sperm would taste nice for me.”
Girl in Arena: “Is it still 2012?”
Steps outside Harrison:
Engineer 1: “I’m so hungry, didn’t manage to have breakfast this morning.”
Engineer 2: “With me it’s always a toss up between breakfast and a wank.”
“I hate how you can’t be sure anything is organic anymore”
Guy walking through Forum to his friend: “I don’t really like the taste of breast milk.”
Girls talking about the benefits of exercise: “It’s nice when you run past fat people”
Two Girls outside the forum about what they’d do if they were attacked:
Girl one: “I’d just fall down and pretend to be dead or something”
Girl two: “Why would you do that?”
Girl one: “Well…no-one wants to rape a corpse do they?”
Confused looking fresh : “Where’s the.. erm… amorous building?”
Girl in the Ram: “He took me to Wetherspoons, used a voucher and I still slept with him! What’s wrong with me?!”
“Fat people should be banned from SSB. It’s a public service”
Rugby fresh in Holland: “D’you reckon you have to EG yourself when you’ve had a wank?”
“Oh man, you should’ve seen my seminar! It was like attack of the iMacs!”
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