Why do guys always wear the same ‘going-out shirt’ on every single night out?

Life’s too short to own more than one nice shirt

We took a serious look at all the embarrassing things we used to do on Facebook when we were angsty teens

Nothing was too private to be posted on our friend’s wall

If you own most of the things on this list you’re definitely a stationery addict

We blow our student loans one felt tip at a time

‘I went plastic free for a month and you should too’: Meet the Edi student who didn’t use plastic for the whole of March

She sees herself as an environmentalist Neo from The Matrix

We went on TripAdvisor to see what people actually think of the University of Edinburgh

‘Try to avoid 95 per cent of the mostly over-privileged students’

We spoke to some 2 Litre Boys to hear their thoughts on the new alcohol tax in Scotland

These are the people who will be hit hardest by the change

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Promise we won’t send you dick pics x

Teviot nachos, Hive and David Hume – a second year reflects on life at Edinburgh Uni so far

I’m halfway through my degree and never want to leave

Kanye West is this generation’s Walt Disney, and he deserves your respect

‘This generation’s closest thing to Einstein, so don’t worry about me, I’m fine’

Just because I don’t like opera or Shakespeare, it doesn’t mean I’m uncultured

By referring to culture as things the working class aren’t exposed to, you’re invalidating our intelligence and upbringing

New ‘privately educated only’ dating app to launch tomorrow

It ‘brings together people with similar backgrounds’

Every panic you’ll have before going on exchange and how to deal with them

Your year abroad jolly is a lot more stressful than it seems

Clubbers of the Week

The semester is finished and so are our overdrafts!

Stop getting angry at me because I have a bigger student loan than you

You’ve had more money than me all your life, don’t get angry if I treat myself occasionally

Here are all the amazing Edinburgh flats you could afford if you looked a bit further afield

Are they worth the bus journey though?

I tried using a Mooncup for a week and am now officially a convert

I call her Glenda

Those grim big bottles of cider will be priced at £11.99 by law in Scotland from May 1st

Our condolences to all the 2 litre boys out there

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