Over 90 per cent of external funding came from Russia
Life’s too short to own more than one nice shirt
Nothing was too private to be posted on our friend’s wall
We blow our student loans one felt tip at a time
She sees herself as an environmentalist Neo from The Matrix
The HUB reserve can do one
‘Try to avoid 95 per cent of the mostly over-privileged students’
These are the people who will be hit hardest by the change
Promise we won’t send you dick pics x
I’m halfway through my degree and never want to leave
But where DO you get your protein from?
‘This generation’s closest thing to Einstein, so don’t worry about me, I’m fine’
By referring to culture as things the working class aren’t exposed to, you’re invalidating our intelligence and upbringing
It ‘brings together people with similar backgrounds’
Your year abroad jolly is a lot more stressful than it seems
You’ve had more money than me all your life, don’t get angry if I treat myself occasionally
Are they worth the bus journey though?
I call her Glenda
Our condolences to all the 2 litre boys out there
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