Don’t judge The Book by its cover
And Glasgow didn’t make the cut
Putting the dying into studying
Someone got called a prostitute by a Scottish schoolboy
Anyone want to take my flute?
Nominate your friend who is a massive BNOC
He admits to having done about two hours of work the entire semester
It’s been a long six weeks
Over 90 per cent of external funding came from Russia
Nothing was too private to be posted on our friend’s wall
We blow our student loans one felt tip at a time
She sees herself as an environmentalist Neo from The Matrix
The HUB reserve can do one
‘Try to avoid 95 per cent of the mostly over-privileged students’
I’m halfway through my degree and never want to leave
But where DO you get your protein from?
It ‘brings together people with similar backgrounds’
Your year abroad jolly is a lot more stressful than it seems
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