It was not very (Penny)wise
A handbook for achieving the holy grail that is 40 per cent
Here’s what I could have bought instead
Start looking forward to completing your degree at the closest thing anyone is going to get to Hogwarts.
Follow this advice if you wanna be cool
‘Everyone who is prepared to discuss these important issues is a racist, xenophobic, homophobic, bigot’
It’s unclear whether tonight’s event will still go ahead
What do you mean you don’t like Hive?
Always have an open mind and an open bottle
Just wear a bed sheet and be done with it
Whip out your Rachel Stevens t-shirts
Peak if you’re in Grant
Get hyped for Cascada’s headline slot at Big Cheese
But at least we’ve still got Cowgate