Storm Ciara may have hit Edi hard, but not as hard as these Clubbers hit the dance floor this week. Here it is, your Oscar-worthy Week 5 Clubbers of the Week.
Stunner of the Week
Not her first time using that pose
I didn't think a person could look this flawless
Get you a friend who gets you the best angles
The colour palette in this photo in next level
Creeper of the Week
They really thought they were getting a new cover photo
In his defence, he would rather not be in this
As if the group pic isn't chaotic enough already
Creepers all around, take your pick
Wow, a tongue, how original
Third Wheel of the Week
Mate, you're either in the picture or you're not, make a choice
Thoughts and prayers go out to this guy
Very clearly not invited
This is his new wallpaper
Wanker of the Week
No. Just, no.
It's a fucking epidemic!
And here I thought I was the only one who gets cold hands in the club!
I hope he dropped that cup.
Hero of the Week
Get yoself a hype man like him
When in doubt, peace it out
Mad props to him for still going with a stain that big
Your friendly neighbourhood Subway bouncer
You want him in your friend group
Heroine of the Week
You laugh now, but that skill will take her very far
No friends? No problem!
Only a Physics student could balance drinks like that
Out here doing God's work
A solid swerve, you LOVE to see it
WTF of the Week
For all you who never learned how to dive
"Has my deodorant worn off yet?"
That look when your mate hands you a Jägerbomb
"Yeah, my nan bought me this jumper"
Album Covers of the Week
I'm getting 90s soft grunge
Hot girl winter??
You can't tell me this isn't The Saturdays
Surely they planned this
Just wait till you see their dance routine
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
He thought he was going home with her
"I don't know these people"
She's always on the end of photos
"I have a 9am"
Just trying to leave without being in a photo
"Take off Your Jacket" of the Week
I said babes, man's not hot
Okay, so two bad outfit decisions were made here
You realise windbreakers are most effective in the … wind?
Okay, so man's a little hot
Best of the Rest
Fellas, you should have checked before you left the house
10/10 for variety
When you see a fitty across the dancefloor
This is what my brain cells look like when they actually come together.
He doesn't see no ring on that finger!
This is what I look like when Lizzo comes on
The peace sign stands out in a crowd
Lads! Lads! Lads!
I feel like I should be scared but I'm not?