Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week 3
Can’t stop, won’t stop
Anna SmithAnother long, hard week of uni work calls for adequate rest and recovery time in the form of slamming tequila shots all night long and waking up fully clothed in your wavy Jujus garms two minutes before your 9am lecture starts. Scroll on to see if you or your mates made this week's Clubbers!
Stunner of the Week
You literally can smell the Herbal Essences through the screen
Runners-up
Looking good whilst laughing is a whole 'nother flex
Colgate sponsorship wua x
Acting all shy but deep down knowing you're fit af
Feels when the whole squad's looking banging
Hero of the Week
Woah someone hold this man back
Runners-up
Rock on, brother
Throwing some outrageously silly shapes in Jujus
Heroine of the Week
The poster girl for living her best life
Runners-up
Name a better duo
From the looks of it, Ave Maria must be playing
These girls and their poses mean business
Not one fuck given, we stan
Lord knows what evil masterplan she's plotting
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
When your flatmate rocks up wearing your top they deffo didn't ask to borrow
Runners-up
Nothing like a mid-club nap
When the DM you sent at 01:04 is unopened but he was last active at 01:09
Just let the man enjoy his VK, hun
Girl on the right is SO sick of your shit
Creeper of the Week
Simply terrifying
WTF of the Week
WTF was Sia in Edinburgh??!!! Who knew
Runners-up
Serving time, looking fine
Let's pray this pose doesn't catch on
Nothing like a mid-Subway snack break
From the fourth floor to the dance floor
Album Cover of the Week
Weirdly aesthetic – the colour edit is a nice touch
Runners-up
They clearly had the same (horizontal) line of thought
Peace of the Week
This guy did not come to play x
Runners-up
Almost there hun
When you can flash a peace for the camera way faster than you're able to smile
Gold star for trying x
Third Wheel of the Week
If you're gonna third wheel you might as well own it
Runners-up
Hiya team don't mind me just want to feel involved and that!!
Wanker of the Week
OMG do you work out????
Wholesome Content of the Week
Hold Me While You Wait (to be served at the bar)
Runners-up
Nothing like a bit of Twister in da club
Eternally jealous of those with cute laughs
Best of the Rest
Buy one get one free
Edinburgh gang signs game strong
I would be smiling too if my hair was that shiny
As if butter wouldn't melt
*Makes note to hit up the ICE photographer when fancying a new gram*
The sweetest of pics
Reassuring your mate that: "It's not you, it's her" when she's getting with someone else by the bar
Gal on the right is feeeelin' dem norti Jujus vibes
Anyone else feel weirdly attacked by his finger
Driving range at 4pm, CLUB at 10pm (sorry)
When you spot your library crush arrive
How they're managing to pull off these God-awful hats I have no clue
A moment of silence for his remarkable facial structure
Hold your pal's arm to show them how much you love them x
When it's you and your VK against the world
Some people flex their Canada Goose in the club, others flex their Vaseline
10/10 for tie-to-dress coordination
When the club's vibe is a-okay
Sucking too hard on your lollipop, oh love's gonna get you down x
We get it, you're one of the 0.2% of Edi students that is actually Scottish
When you told her you were "Having a quiet one"
More animal print than Edinburgh Zoo
Cheers to the boysies
Some serious lickage is needed for all that spillage
Bumping into your tutorial mate and suddenly becoming the best of friends
Thumbs up if you love clubbing:)
You can run, but you can't hide
Photography credits:
Neil Stewart
David Stewart
James Gourlay
David Wilkinson
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