You thought Refreshers' Week was mad but, oh boy, did Week Two hit us with a bang. Rumour has it not one 9am was attended this week. Rumour also has it that The Tab is Fake News, but that's none of my business.
Scroll on to see if you made it onto this week's Clubbers!
Stunner of the Week
Cheers to being fit
Runners-up
How she managed to pull off tin foil I have no idea
Bet he charges people to run their fingers through his hair
This is a serious LOOK
Looking hot, feeling hot (seriously how are they wearing jackets)
Edi's answer to Kendall Jenner
WTF of the Week
So many questions, none of which I want the answers to
Runners-up
Movember was two months ago hun x
Nothing like a cheeky game of Twister mid-sesh
Hero of the Week
That is a dangerous wink you have there, young man x
Runners-up
Flexing his flexibility like there's no tomorrow
Mondays are for the boys
Heroine of the Week
A pout so perfect even Kim K is jealous
Runners-up
When you reaaaally can't wait for Brexit Day
Dancing like no one is watching
You can't sit with us
So I put my hands up, they're playing my song
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
"I told everyone afters is at yours, that's chill right?"
Runners-up
When you hear your ex has majorly downgraded
Baileys on the rocks for one pls x
When you say you're going home and he thinks he's coming with you
Creeper of the Week
Friends who creep together, stay together
Runners-up
Peacin' your way out of creepin'
Peace Sign of the Week
Can't stop, won't stop throwing peace signs
Runners-up
She has a favourite pose clearly
I think this was an attempted double peace…
… marginally better
Wholesome Content of the Week
The tender face grab makes me uncomfortable
Runners-up
So much fun-ness
Not your typical Pollock headbands
Wanker of the Week
I really hope someone spills VK on his Moncler
Album Cover of the Week
Fifth Harmony, but more harmonious
Runners-up
Four kinds of girl in a club
Third Wheel of the Week
ThRee iS nOt a CrOwD
Runners-up
This is awkward even to look at
Best of the Rest
Some serious tea has just been spilt
Why do they remind me of The Wiggles
Spillage is lickage
So candid, so unposed
They are glowing
When the migrane hits mid-Subway
When it's so lit you need sunglasses
When they try to order a Subway Footlong
Get yourself a bestie who sweeps you off your feet