Edinburgh Clubbers of the Week: Week Three
Third time lucky?
Amy O'SheaDespite the chilly weather, Edi clubbers did not disappoint and were out in full force yet again. Have a wee scroll to see all the action from this week.
Stunner of the week
Hands in the air if you know you're fit
Runners up
She's definitely done this before
HOW is she not sweaty??
If looks could kill
Helloooo ladies
Hero of the week
Raise those VKs with pride lads
Runners up
When your future's too bright
'Look if I hadn't been injured, I definitely could have gone pro'
Seeing double
Mood when your pals are all loved up
Heroine of the week
I can hear this picture
Runners up
And if you follow signs to your nearest exit…
I spread my wings and I learned how to fly
All about the photo finish
Keep smiling ladies x
Unhappy Clubber of the week
Shit guys I left the oven on
Runners up
When you see the queue for the girls' loos
Getting that first flat bill
My last brain cell at the end of Week 3
When you get left on read
WTF of the week
Lads I'm not sure this move is going to catch on
Runners up
Count.the.arms.
Again, where are these extra limbs coming from?!
She's seen something she was not expecting
Wanker of the week
When no one else has the Uber app
Runners up
Oh lord no
No one likes a show off!
He's not matching the vibe of this pic
Just table wankers things x
Third-wheel of the week
I'M SO IN THERE
Runners up
Subtle moves
We can still see you mate
Three's a crowd
Creeper of the week
Where do you even start with this??
Runners up
'Yep, she uses Pantene'
Someone likes what he sees
Even throwing up a peace can't get you in here pal
Album cover of the week
Boogie on down
Runners up
When the Edi winter hits
Mood when you scrape 40%
There goes someone's entire student loan
Someone's in for a right treat
Thinking about those 2am snacks
Peace sign of the week
A multi-tasking legend
Runners up
'How many lectures have you been to this week?'
If in doubt, peace sign it out
Wholesome content of the week
I'm gunna take my horse to the old town road
Runners up
Two uni wives reunited
Club friends!!
Big smiles for no 9am tomorrow morning
Best of the rest
'I'm not angry, I just think it's funny how…'
He's got the X-Factor
Protect the drink at all costs
Flexin' that flexibility
Hands in the air for the return of Tennent's in Teviot!
How did this guy get in
'How much of that lecture did you understand?'
When the library's packed already and it's only Week 3
'I said you could have a SIP!!'
Tune in next week to see if you have made Clubbers!
Photography Credits:
James Gourlay
Neil Stewart
David Wilkinson
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