Edi’s Clubbers of the Week

Clubbing heaven in Week Eleven


With deadline season (mostly) over, the relentlessly seshy students of Edinburgh took to the streets yet again to boogie all night long. Scroll on to see what they got up to in the penultimate week of semester two.

Stunner of the week

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The photographer's deffo playing favourites with that cheeky crown clipart, very Picnik

Runners up

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Shoutout for looking this good despite Shit Shirt theme

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Three is most deffo not a crowd

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Can we take a moment to appreciate her cut-crease eyeshadow

Creeper of the week

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A group of guys, creeping on another group of guys, who are creeping on a third group of guys? That's enough internet for today.

Runners up

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Don't mind me guys, just drowning in my worries of being forever alone

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If you're gonna creep, might as well pose and look good whilst doing it

Hero of the week

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*Touches hand of Why Not saxophonist – never washing hand again*

Runners up

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Takes a real man to dress as a mustard can, let alone a spicy mustard can

Heroine of the week

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Issa Dancing Queeeeen

Runners up

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When in doubt, hop on an inflatable jet ski and ride it out

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Yeah I've lost all my friends, but I'm fine, I promise! Just here for the music anyway

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'Do the ice cream freeze strike your pose'

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Stellar effort on the VK-horrible shirt colour coordination front

Mutant of the week

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Now watch me whip, with two V-kay kays

Third wheel of the week

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Potentially the most savage third wheel of 2k19 so far

Runners up

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Ruined the bromantic couples pic, the audacity

Unhappy clubber of the week

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Receiving that 'have you seen my blue dress?' text from your sister

Runners up

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When he STILL hasn't hit you up with that 'u up?' text

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Suddenly regretting telling her mate to down that third tequila shot

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You are NOT 'getting tired', DRINK BITCH

Wanker of the week

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Literally begging for this highly sought-after award

Runners up

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Judging by her expression, I think it's time to button up your shirt again, mate

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Not quite how this works, pal

WTF of the week

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SO many questions, none of which I want to know the answer to

Runners up

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Two types of girls on a night out

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Some serious effort being put into taking an innocent sip of a VK

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Why not show your mates how much you love them by strangling them on camera

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Gang signs and (creepy) stares

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Make your ex jealous by getting freaky with an inanimate object

Best of the rest

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When the Juju second year takeover makes it okay to shark on freshers again

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Came through drippin' (drip drip)

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Who invited Pete Wicks to Why Not?

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Shameless self promo? Never

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Slay queeeenz (seriously digging the clipart)

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Say hello to my little friend (the VK, obviously)

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But first, lemme take a selfie x

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No friends, no problems

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Denim on denim on denim on denim

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Drop the sodium hydroxide

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Four fit birds

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Smile if you love sharking 🙂

Photo credits:

James Gourlay

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson

Neil Stewart