Clubbers of the Week

It’s that magical time again


Snow, St Paddy's day, and a delayed Brexit? It really is time to celebrate.

Shoutout to our dedicated clubbers for never missing an opportunity to do so.

Stunner of the week

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Girl, where do I get that highlight??

Runners up

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A stunner that KNOWS it

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This photo just told me I can't afford to look at it

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This is not her first time posing

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The whole club was lookin' at her

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Positively GLOWING

Creeper of the week

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Caught trying to decide between tongue in or tongue out

Runners up

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'Hey that's a really nice earring you've got, mind if I have it?'

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So close to being the best photo she's ever taken

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'My mates think I'm really funny'

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The look your friend gives you when she doesn't approve of your pull

Third wheel of the week

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Very obviously invited to be in this photo!

Runners up

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'Maybe if I stand far away enough, they won't notice me'

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'Hey lads, mind if I jump in on this?'

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You just couldn't help it, could you?

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'They don't pay me enough'

Wanker of the week

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Look, I don't want to hear about it when you end up in A&E

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FFS, can you just play the music?

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'No, it's cool, I didn't really want my face in the picture'

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VK does not approve of this picture

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Whatever happened to the good ol' thumbs up??

Hero of the week

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Mate, your doctor would not approve, but I sure do

Runners up

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'Be sure to get my good side'

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Hey, hydrate or die-drate am I right??

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Here for a good time, not a long time

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No friends? No problem!

Heroine of the week

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I mean, what are friends really for anyway??

Runners up

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She wants YOU to join her on the dance floor

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'That's Queen Clubber to you'

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'My snapchat friends are gonna love this one'

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Thumbs up you want a fishbowl!

WTF of the week

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Do I want to know?

Runners up

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Um, this isn't M&S

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'I love you, man'

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Lad behind them is also wondering why the photographer took this one

Mutant of the week

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Wait a second, weren't you in stunners???

Runners up

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Oh you just kiss your club pull? Lame

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Scared because club photos didn't exist the last time he went out

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'Wait, I'm gonna sneeze!!'

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She wasn't happy to see this one the next morning

Album covers of the week

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His mixtape is either the worst or best thing you've ever heard

Runners up

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'Yeah, we all met while auditioning for X-Factor'

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He'll rap a few bars if you ask nicely

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They're waaaay better than Little Mix

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Fresh out of the studio

Unhappy clubber of the week

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'I'm beginning to think this is an ugly shirt'

Runners up

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But what if I don't want to put my hands in the air?

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Aw it's ok, you can be in their picture next time!

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She just saw someone else with the exact same H&M bodysuit

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That moment when you realise you forgot to put on deodorant

Best of the rest

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When the DJ puts on Sandstorm

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Honestly, just happy to be here

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Not a hugger, are we?

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Stop taking photos of me!

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Weird stretch but ok

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Fun fact: none of these people know each other

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That's what post deadlines looks like

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When Africa comes on

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She's calling her eyebrow person

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Hun, she's after your VK

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What is it with the pointing this week?

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'Oh it's fine, I'm sure they won't spill on me!'

Photography credits:

James Gourlay

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson

Neil Stewart