Edi’s Clubbers of the Week: Valentine’s Edition

VKs over Valentine’s, right?


The week before reading week combined with Valentine's Day on Thursday made for a heavy few days of boozing, booging, and bonking (for the luckier amongst us). Scroll on to see how the lovers of Edinburgh and sexy singletons alike painted the town red – literally.

Valentine's Couple of the Week

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Being proposed to mid-Jujus? Life goals

Runners Up

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LOVE (Wednesdays) is in the air

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'Valentine's with this one' vibes

Galentine's of the Week

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Still a better love story than Twilight

Runners Up

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Besties who VK together, stay together

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If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends

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Wifey for lifey

Stunner of the Week

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Boys, form an orderly queue

Runners Up

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Bet their MILKshakes bring all the boys to the yard

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Three's clearly not a crowd here

Third Wheel of the Week

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Finessing the single life like a pro

Runners Up

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Thanks for the favour, pal, I owe you one

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But which one is the third wheel?

Wanker of the Week

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I just need to go check my friend is okay but thanks for the drink, I'll be back in two…

Runners Up

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When juuls become too mainstream

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I feel personally attacked

WTF of the Week

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Pollock's only a five minute Uber away, guys – get a room

Runners Up

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Is smiling that hard?

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This is a lot to process

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Please don't say that shlid is the next Pollock 'trend'

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

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When he says he's staying in but his Snap Map location says Why Not Mondays

Runners Up

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Please someone spill the tea as to what on earth happened

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Spotted: Lonely Boy. Can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.

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'Break up with your girlfriend, I'm bored'

Hero of the Week

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Me and mine

Runner Up

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He brought ROSES to the club! Step up your game, boys

Heroine of the Week

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He had me at "Yah I play ruggers"

Runners Up

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And POSE

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When you've lost all your pals but 'Thank U, Next' is playing

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Fiji Water Girl: Edi edition?

Mutant of the Week

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When both of your 'girlfriends' are at the same club and you realise they are FRIENDS

Runner Up

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When the tequila hits

Creeper of the Week

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Ruined the perfect Galentine's gram

Runners Up

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The coolest creepin' I've ever seen

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Thank god SOMEONE managed a smile

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A synchronised creep, impressive stuff ladies

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Sun's (never) out, tongues out?

Album Cover of the Week

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Looks like the promo shot for Made in Edinburgh

Runner Up

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Getting some serious 'All My Friends – Snakehips' vibes

Best of the Rest

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Spitting some serious bars

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The boys in the back are fully shooketh

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Is matching hair the key to coupledom?

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She means serious business with that side eye

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Spotting your crush necking it on with some other dude

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Turn upppp

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Gis' us a kiss, mate, you know you love me really

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Just catching some beauty sleep, don't mind us

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Never been left so unnerved by a haircut in my life

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It's yo birthday, so I know you want to ri-i-i-de out

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Looks more like a giant kidney floating around the club

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The bigger the hoops…

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WHOSE HAND IS THAT?

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10 seconds after spotting your ex

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Cutting shapes well into the wee hours

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Hope they all managed a hole in one this Valentine's Day 🙂

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Can't be that lit a night if two out of the four of you fell asleep

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My cheek is up here, hun

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Cheers to the freakin' weekend

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It's a love story, baby just say yesss

Photo credits:

James Gourlay

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson

Martin Vesselinov

Neil Stewart