Clubbers of the Week

Don’t be a bore in week four


Sweet, sweet week four – some might say it's the calm before the storm. Except the storm you lot caused on the dance floor, that is.

Luckily for The Tab's Sunday page views, Edi's stunners, creepers and wankers were all out in full force this week. Did you catch the camera's eye?

Stunner of the week

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If he's not an ECFS model I'll eat my hat

Runners up

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A vision

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Jake Gyllenhaal is that you?

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Get you a friend this proud of your face

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Creeper of the week

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Hey pal didn't see you there

Runners up

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Nothing like a good earnest photobomb

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There seems to be a trio of creepers at large here

Third wheel of the week

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Maybe if I close my eyes they won't notice me squeezing past

Runners up

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GET IN THERE LAD

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Heroine of the week

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Queen of the side-eye

Runners up

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Someone has just birthed a wig

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No bib, no problem

Wanker of the week

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PLEASE put your shirt back on

Runners up

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Bourbon's weekly pre-teen clientele

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I just spent 5 minutes trying to recreate this finger configuration

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Just before he set her hair on fire

Unhappy clubber of the week

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Someone's just spotted their frenemy

Runners up

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Existential crisis on the dancefloor

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There's the door

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Look mate, it's Cab Vol, I can't play Dancing Queen

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When you remember you left your keys at home

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And your wallet

WTF of the week

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Careful mate you don't want a cheek puncture

Runners up

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Haha, we love each other really

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This makes me uncomfortable

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Nothing like a massage to ease the vodka-induced indigestion

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Or maybe a cuddle

Mutant of the week

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She's just seen the guy taking off his t-shirt

Runners up

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Second from the right

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That is one double-jointed arm

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Best of the rest

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Are they at the club or watching the footie?

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Getting cosy in time for V-Day

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Whispering those sweet nothings

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More cuddles, this is cute isn't it

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The return of the wig

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Photo credits:

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson

Neil Stewart