
Clubbers of the Week: The last hurrah
Baby, it’s cold outside
Wanker of the week

This has moved beyond a fashion faux pas
Runners up

TONGUES OUT!!!
WTF of the Week

She’s voluntarily touching the floor of Hive 🙁

He’s playing a dangerous game
Mutant of the Week

Friends forever


Badman
Stunner of the week

Au natural
Runners-up

An enviably fit camouflage


You get em girl
Third wheel of the Week

Trios are hard
Album cover of the Week

She’s back
Best of the rest



Love yourself
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson// Empirical
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay

I scrolled back to the first post on celeb Instagrams and boy it was embarrassing
Justin Bieber’s 2011 mirror selfies are actually the cringiest thing to ever exist

These two Edinburgh students have moved to a remote Scottish island for the semester
The couple have swapped city living for the Isle of Cumbrae

Edinburgh University made £391 million in tuition fees last year
It’s the largest source of income for the university

299 Edinburgh University staff earned £100k or more last year
The Vice-Chancellor earned £392,000 himself

Edi Uni teaching will be online until the end of the semester
“There is not enough time to make a return to on-campus teaching for undergraduate students practical”

If you’ve done any of these nine things as a student in Edi, you don’t need to worry about the Covid vaccine
Stepping foot in Hive being the most obvious one

What does your favourite Edi university building say about you?
If it’s Appleton Tower you need to grow up

No counselling, no contact hours, and no safety net: Edinburgh Uni is failing its students
“If I’m not getting the teaching, the counselling, or the resources, then what am I still paying for?”

Edi accommodation forces students to present doctors note to leave halls during pandemic
Students cannot end their tenancy early without it

Someone on Edifess has ranked Edi takeaways and it’s the controversy of the year
“Calling Dominos expensive but not Ting Thai is peak Edinburgh Uni”

BREAKING: Edinburgh students will not get an academic safety net this year
The VP said he wants to keep things “as normal as possible” and retain the “high value” of an Edi degree

Edinburgh Uni’s ‘no detriment’ petition has gotten 10k signatures in a week
There is still no response from the uni

Pints ban and takeaway restrictions: What the six new Scottish lockdown rules mean
Say goodbye to your takeaway pints

How to access free sanitary products during the second Scottish lockdown
Because periods don’t stop for pandemics

Vanessa Hudgens has been spotted filming in Edinburgh again
The film crew for the Princess Switch 3 were spotted back in Edi

Why is Edinburgh Uni allowed to slack in teaching but we’re not allowed to as students?
“Students can’t be expected to perform at the same level when they’re not receiving the same quality of education.”

Edinburgh University students made to wait up to 12 weeks for a counselling appointment
They can wait four weeks for a consultation and an additional eight for an appointment

Teaching will be online until at least end of February says Nicola Surgeon and uni email
Despite 55 per cent of Edi students saying they’ll be back next week in a poll

Eight ways to actually successfully complain to your landlord
From someone who used to work in lettings

The cast of Bling Empire have spoken about Andrew’s behaviour towards Kelly
‘You should never speak to anyone like that. I was shook.’

Bridgerton cast finally address what happened to the necklace the Prince gave Daphne
Honestly I’ve been thinking about this moment since I saw it

It’s A Sin taught me more about LGBTQ+ history and sex education than school ever did
‘This is our history and we deserve to be taught about it’

It’s A Sin true story: Who was Jill Nalder and how accurate was her character?
The real-life Jill Nalder plays Jill’s mother in the series

Chloe Ferry faces backlash after coming back from Dubai for a ‘change in routine’
Imagine complaining about not gyming enough on holiday amid a pandemic

Quiz: Only a true Gilmore Girls fan will guess who said each of these 15 quotes
Even Rory would struggle getting full marks

Who would be your BFF in Bling Empire? Take this quiz to find out
You know what I kinda want to be best mates with Florent

32 million died in the AIDS pandemic but our remembrance is pitiful
This is just another example of how the UK chooses to remember its history

Government plans to deny student loans to students with poor A-level results
This comes as an effort to minimise students taking up places at university to which they are not suited to

Threatening to share intimate images and videos is still legal, this needs to change now
Join Refuge’s The Naked Threat campaign to call upon the government to make this law change

The government’s neglect of students has made university unbearable. I wish I never came
I am clinging on to the thought of life after university

The 49 things you know if you’ve ever stayed over at a boy’s house
There will be no toilet roll and he can only cook pasta

‘We’ve been the sacrificial lambs’: Student nurses say they’re at risk on placements
They are being left without adequate PPE even though they are working in high risk areas

It’s A Sin cast: Meet the actors, and where you recognise them from
Finally we have gay characters played by actual gay people

Fine, who is Sabrina Carpenter, and why has she dropped an Olivia Rodrigo diss track?
Honeyyyyyyyy the Disney Channel singers are fightingggg

The true story of The Investigation’s Kim Wall, the journalist killed on a submarine
The HBO series starts on BBC tonight

I sent a Google Form to everyone I’ve hooked up with and these are their honest reviews
Several left my form on read and one blocked me