Clubbers of the Week

The conclusion of an absolutely shocking set of midterms calls for celebration, right?


Guy Fawkes Night might have brought an abundance of firework displays, bonfires, and torchlight processions to the city, but the Edinburgh clubs were arguably just as lit.

Midterms might be coming to an end, but the sesh is well and truly here to stay. Scroll on to see what explosive antics Edi students got up to this week.

Stunner of the Week – Winner

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I know where I'm going for my next FB DP shoot

Stunners of the Week – Runners Up

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Like an advert for GHDs

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Oh look, there's the photographer – act natural!

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That guy's cheekbones could cut a bitch

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Was the theme dress like a British holiday-maker?

Creepers of the Week – Winner

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Say hey to the Edinburgh mean girls in the back

Creepers of the Week – Runners Up

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I don't know these people but I'm getting in the shot regardless

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I bet his sole purpose for going out was to make clubbers – you're welcome, son

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Don't mind me, just having a lonesome boogie

Hero of the Week – Winner

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It takes a real man to wear a flower crown

Hero of the Week – Runners Up

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It takes an equally brave man to wear a snake print cami top

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Get you a man who looks at you the way this guy looks at his Bud

Heroine of the Week – Winner

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*Sends snapchat to boyfriend* "Yes of course I'm in bed – look! Why do you ask…?"

Heroine of the Week – Runners Up

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You could be drinking Black Cherry VK out that glass and it would STILL look classy

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What do you MEAN I'm not on guest list?

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Those freshers friends that just won't let go

Mutant of the Week – Winner

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Jumping into the shot and realising halfway through that you don't know these people

Third-Wheel of the Week – Winner

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Wait, what's so funny, guys? Can you repeat that? Hello?

Third Wheel of the Week – Runner Up

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A concept: finessing being the third-wheel

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week – Winners

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Super intense bass face or severe, crippling pain? Can someone check they're okay

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week – Runners Up

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The most passive aggressive drowning of sorrows one ever did see

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I. Want. To. Go. Home.

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I know it's only been an hour, but I just reaaaally want those Chicken Selects

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He was only supposed to be going out for one drink

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When your booty call STILL hasn't responded

Album Cover of the Week – Winner

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ABBA reborn X Pollock Edition

Album Cover of the Week – Runners Up

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So wholesome

Wanker of the Week – Winner

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When it's 2am and the DJ still hasn't played "Will Grigg's on Fire"

Wanker of the Week – Runners Up

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(Painfully spenny) spillage is lickage

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Omg, did you take a gap year?

WTF of the Week – Winner

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Sprained her wrist doing tequila slammers

WTF of the Week – Runners Up

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Weird flex but okay

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This looks so comfortable and not awkward in any sense

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Can't see this look catching on at Pollock, sorry loves

Best of the rest

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Maybe they met through Tab Dating?

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Isn't this the promo shot for Pretty Little Liars season one?

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When you lose all your friends in the club but still have to play it cool

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Hey, that's height-ist

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It would appear that all is Gucci

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Do they all have spinach stuck in their teeth or something?

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If they don't gram this, I will

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When they start serving the Jujus street food

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Male equivalent of that Milk meme?

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I remember my first beer

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Okay don't turn round but I think there's some random guy filming us

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Don't pap me – I told me mam I was working late in the library

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Yeah Edinburgh's cold but not THAT cold honey

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Show your friends you love and value them by biting their face off

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Form an orderly queue ladies and gents, no pushing in here

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He clearly didn't get the arseho – WHOOPS – I mean rugby attire memo

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Gold star for trying, mate, but she's clearly having none of it

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Ready to do it all again next week

Photo credits:

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson// Empirical

Neil Stewart

James Gourlay