Take this scientific quiz and find out which Edinburgh supermarket you are

Lol if you get the South Clerk Street Co-op


It's no secret that today's Britain is still riddled with a pesky class divide. Each of the country's hapless residents can be lumped into a social category simply by to which supermarket they tend to buy their loo roll from – and students are no exception. Are you more of a cheap and cheerful Lidl? Or would you never dare to caress your delicate bum cheeks with anything less than Waitrose Cashmere Quilted Toilet Paper?

This conundrum is precisely why it will be such an important use of your time to take this quiz, and determine which of Edinburgh's esteemed supermarkets you are most like in character. We take no responsibility for any egos harmed in the process.