These costumes are not fit for the Edinburgh elements
Even though it’s basically Christmas now, let’s take a moment to reminisce and pay tribute to the one October night in which you’re allowed to show July-like levels of skin.
From monsters to mutants, to witches and wankers, be ready to be spooked by these brave clubbers, who battled the Edinburgh cold in tutus and fishnets and nothing else, sacrificing their health for that one good club pic.
Stunner of the Week
Ugh, AS IF!
What kind of club-resistant conditioner is this girl using?
Psalm 14:1: "Now go to Bourbon, and sin"
Heroine of the Week
Does deserve a knighthood tbh
Feel obliged to make the "good egg" joke
Wankers of the Week
Peaky blinders or Edinburgh tweed? Wankily ambiguous
Halloween, aka the last chance you have to show your guns before the sub zero temperatures hit
Most Basic Costume
Cat ears for halloween? Groundbreaking.
Why show up as a cat when you can be original and go as leopards (yellow cats) instead?
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
When no one wants to stay for one more song
Don't think the joke was that good
Album Cover of the Week
She'd sing those 2011 Taylor Swift mellow country ballads and you'd lowkey listen to some of them from time to time
LMFAO Edinburgh Tour 2018
Giving me girl band vibes, don't know why!
Most Unexpected Combination
Shaggy x Alice in Wonderland 4ever
Shrek, out with a male nun
Satan, out with that Aventure Time character and a rando
Mutant of the Week
She fucked that Facebook cover pic for the rest
Trials and tribulations of wearing false lashes
In all fairness no one can look good while humping a pumpkin
Dream girl of your NIGHTMARES
WTF of the Week
If these people are freaks I'm ready to join the circus
Cause nothing's scarier than the absence of 24hr McDonald's 🙁
Best of the Rest
Keeping it lowkey?
Hey there Donna Sheridan!
David Wilkinson // Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Milk
Neil Stewart – Flare, Shh
James Gourlay – Jujus