Post-Freshers' wisdom? Not a chance. It's safe to say that no nights out were sacrificed this week in favour of poring over course handbooks.
With Bourbon's second birthday, Love Island's Jack Fowler making an appearence at Milk, infinite toungues and big bottles of vodka, Edinburgh's students are living it up like nobody's watching – but luckily the camera man is always on hand so that each pout, profanity and Pollock princess can be immortalised.
Stunner of the Week
Kendall is that u?
Runners Up
She's boiling in that coat but knows it's worth it
Actual candid
Animal print = here to stay
Flash isn't needed, she is GLOWING
Creeper of the Week
I don't care that you were on Love Island, those eyes are the stuff of nightmares
Runners Up
Can two creepers cancel each other out?
Creep, but make it fashion
Sure mate, she's loving it
Something about this is deeply disconcerting
Third-Wheel of the Week
When your pal's in a relationship but you're still out there living your best life
Runners Up
Surely witnessing such a strong bond should be somewhat uplifting?
#thirdwheelGANG
Ruining a cute couple pic like a pro
Wanker of the Week
No, you can't have a cigarette
Runners Up
Lonely boy's out by the trash can as per, xoxo gossip girl
Something awful must have happened before this picture was taken and I am dying for context
There's a fine line between hero and wanker and it's this guy
Tweed and ties in Lulu's? Well okay then
Hero of the Week
Great cover picture material mate, congrats
Runners Up
Just because there isn't a piano there doesn't mean you can't play piano there
Splurging your student loan on Grey Goose is a decision you definitely won't regret
Chill with the VKs boys, please
Heroine of the Week
Wonder if she has that same level of focus during tutorials
Runners up
Double the drinks, double the regret
Adventures of Smirnoff Girl, continued
WORK IT
This is pure fire
WTFs of the Week
Nothing says environmentalist like heimlich-maneuvering a turtle at the club
Runners Up
Mate, she doesn't care that you study economics
Catholicism's changed a bit lately
Why Not dance floor or a literal battlefield?
Mutant of the Week
That is the biggest tongue I have ever seen
Runners Up
You do realise these pics get posted right?
Obviously wasn't expecting the club to be so noisy
No one wants to see your tongue!! Put it away!!
Oh the humanity
Album covers of the Week
Alex Turner would be proud
Runners Up
Pop princesses!
Well hey there church goers
This girl could be a Glossier model
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Inflatable or not, at least SOMEONE's coming home with ya
Runners Up
Look, I've had it up to here
Realising you're not making that 10am
That last shot of tequilla was a bad idea
Again – context?
Best of the Rest
Smiling through the chaos like Theresa May with Brexit
Excuse me – did you say Napier?
"I'm not leaving for another half an hour" – words on the tombstone of a friendship