Clubbers of the Week

VKs or 10ams? Edinburgh knows what’s up


Post-Freshers' wisdom? Not a chance. It's safe to say that no nights out were sacrificed this week in favour of poring over course handbooks.

With Bourbon's second birthday, Love Island's Jack Fowler making an appearence at Milk, infinite toungues and big bottles of vodka, Edinburgh's students are living it up like nobody's watching – but luckily the camera man is always on hand so that each pout, profanity and Pollock princess can be immortalised.

Stunner of the Week

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Kendall is that u?

Runners Up

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She's boiling in that coat but knows it's worth it

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Actual candid

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Animal print = here to stay

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Flash isn't needed, she is GLOWING

Creeper of the Week

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I don't care that you were on Love Island, those eyes are the stuff of nightmares

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Can two creepers cancel each other out?

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Creep, but make it fashion

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Sure mate, she's loving it

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Something about this is deeply disconcerting

Third-Wheel of the Week

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When your pal's in a relationship but you're still out there living your best life

Runners Up

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Surely witnessing such a strong bond should be somewhat uplifting?

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#thirdwheelGANG

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Ruining a cute couple pic like a pro

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Wanker of the Week

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No, you can't have a cigarette

Runners Up

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Lonely boy's out by the trash can as per, xoxo gossip girl

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Something awful must have happened before this picture was taken and I am dying for context

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There's a fine line between hero and wanker and it's this guy

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Tweed and ties in Lulu's? Well okay then

Hero of the Week

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Great cover picture material mate, congrats

Runners Up

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Just because there isn't a piano there doesn't mean you can't play piano there

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Splurging your student loan on Grey Goose is a decision you definitely won't regret

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Chill with the VKs boys, please

Heroine of the Week

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Wonder if she has that same level of focus during tutorials

Runners up

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Double the drinks, double the regret

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Adventures of Smirnoff Girl, continued

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WORK IT

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This is pure fire

WTFs of the Week

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Nothing says environmentalist like heimlich-maneuvering a turtle at the club

Runners Up

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Mate, she doesn't care that you study economics

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Catholicism's changed a bit lately

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Why Not dance floor or a literal battlefield?

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Mutant of the Week

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That is the biggest tongue I have ever seen

Runners Up

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You do realise these pics get posted right?

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Obviously wasn't expecting the club to be so noisy

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No one wants to see your tongue!! Put it away!!

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Oh the humanity

Album covers of the Week

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Alex Turner would be proud

Runners Up

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Pop princesses!

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Well hey there church goers

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This girl could be a Glossier model

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

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Inflatable or not, at least SOMEONE's coming home with ya

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Look, I've had it up to here

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Realising you're not making that 10am

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That last shot of tequilla was a bad idea

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Again – context?

Best of the Rest

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Smiling through the chaos like Theresa May with Brexit

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Excuse me – did you say Napier?

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"I'm not leaving for another half an hour" – words on the tombstone of a friendship

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TAKE ME ON STRICTLY TIMOTHY

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Romantic spots in edinburgh.com

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When the fake IDs come throuuuugh

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Seriously now

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Eyes like these belong in Cab Vol

Photo credits:

Ben Glasgow

David Wilkinson// Empirical

Neil Stewart

James Gourlay