Clubbers of the Week – Freshers’ edition
Edi students are back with a BANG
Anna SmithAfter a long hard week of going out consecutive nights in a row, it's safe to say the Edinburgh freshers have given it their all and left everything on the dance floor.
Friendships were made, first years were sharked, a LOT of VK were strawpedoed, and luckily it's aaaall on film. Here's a look at all the madness the first week back entailed.
Stunner of the Week
It's Freshers' baby!
Stunners of the Week – Runners Up
These two would breed the next generation of supermodels
Working that smize
If only we looked this cool boogying
Creeper of the Week
"Heeere's Johnny"
Third-Wheel of the Week
Gosh let the man enjoy some one-on-one time with his flamingo
Wankers of the Week
Please leave your schoffels at the door
Runners Up
Better let that man-go
It's lit!!!
Hero of the Week
Dele eat your heart out
Runners Up
"Play that funky music white boy"
He deffo perfected this pose in front of the mirror
McDonald's in the club? Genius
Heroine of the Week
Spillage is lickage
Runner up
Slayinnn it
WTF of the Week
Best friend goals?
Runners Up
One hell of a bass drop
SO many questions
Mutants of the Week
Rock on!
Mate can we take a nice picture for ONCE
Album Cover of the Week
Deffo feeling S Club 7 vibes
Runners Up
These girls would drop some serious fire
Shades on because it's lit?
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Watching your mate pull a solid 2
Runners Up
That moment you remember you left your straighteners on
Can't. Hack. Any. More. Freshers'.
Best of the Rest
Freshers' funk
Fwends 4 lyfe!!
It's been a mad 1
Because inflatables are SO funny!!
Busting some serious moves
Woo! Alcohol!!
Edi freshers seem to really have a thing for flamingos
Spotting your mate successfully chirpsing their fit flatmate
Raising da roof
It's freshersss baby
Rah some romantic foliage!
Credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson// Empirical
Neil Stewart
Martin Vesselinov
James Gourlay
Neil Stewart
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They’re in their own little bubble
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‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
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