You can’t buy love, but can you get the next round?
It’s getting to that point in the semester where we don’t really know if we should start doing our work or not, but it seems like you guys definitely aren’t.
Whatever, shall we?
Stunner of the Week
Guestlist stamp on chest, a statement
My girl, always killing it
WTFs of the Week
I thought we were going night swimming, my bad
Single and ready to flamingle
Mutant of the Week
When it hits you all at once
Pals are always there for support
Are you in pain?
I just noticed that he was giving a thumbs up!
My face when I see Krispy Kremes
A lot of mutants this week, I like it.
Oh but wait, there’s more
Amazing! Tune in next week, it could be you?
Creeper of the Week
Third wheel of the week
Wanker of the Week
Someone get man on the left a paracetamol
Take your jackets off hahaha like what are you doing you’re probs so sweaty just do it like wrap it around your waist, stop it
Big night out at Frat Wednesdays with the Boys, yano
What did I do? Put you in Wankers of the Week? You should be thanking me if anything!
Heroine of the Week
Did you manage to get a bottle at Creme? Well, honey, that makes one of us
I am the queen of the R&B room, bow down
HOLD THE PHONE – is that a VK in her pocket? You guys find new ways to surprise me every time!
Few things can get in the way of a gal and her flamingo
Hero of the Week
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
“Guys, the guy from JLS is behind me – insane”
All I see is a floating head?
Standing on a table in the LED room. 5 quid prosecco in hand. Gucci gang is playing. The world is yours. This is it.
Unhappy Clubbers of the week
No pictures please, I’ve just lost my phone and wallet and I’m not sure where I am
“You made me put trousers on for this..”
But really, I don’t know her
“You will never guess how much the new vice chancellor makes…”
THIS IS THE FACE I MADE WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE NEW VICE CHANCELLOR MAKES 342K A YEAR
Album Cover of the Week
The Hunchbacks of Notre Lulus
Best of the Rest
I, also, dissociate in the club
The Triumph of Bacchus by Diego Velasquez, but the 2018 version
How I sneak Bucky into Cab Vol
Me illegally streaming episodes of Jersey Shore