Clubbers of the Week
You can’t buy love, but can you get the next round?
Karla PichardoIt’s getting to that point in the semester where we don’t really know if we should start doing our work or not, but it seems like you guys definitely aren’t.
Whatever, shall we?
Stunner of the Week
Guestlist stamp on chest, a statement
Runners Up
My girl, always killing it
WTFs of the Week
Funny
I thought we were going night swimming, my bad
Single and ready to flamingle
Mutant of the Week
When it hits you all at once
Runners Up
Pals are always there for support
Are you in pain?
I just noticed that he was giving a thumbs up!
My face when I see Krispy Kremes
A lot of mutants this week, I like it.
Oh but wait, there’s more
Amazing! Tune in next week, it could be you?
Creeper of the Week
Heeeeeey
Third wheel of the week
This guy!
Wanker of the Week
Someone get man on the left a paracetamol
Runners Up
Take your jackets off hahaha like what are you doing you’re probs so sweaty just do it like wrap it around your waist, stop it
Big night out at Frat Wednesdays with the Boys, yano
What did I do? Put you in Wankers of the Week? You should be thanking me if anything!
Heroine of the Week
Did you manage to get a bottle at Creme? Well, honey, that makes one of us
Runners Up
I am the queen of the R&B room, bow down
HOLD THE PHONE – is that a VK in her pocket? You guys find new ways to surprise me every time!
Few things can get in the way of a gal and her flamingo
Hero of the Week
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
Runners Up
“Guys, the guy from JLS is behind me – insane”
All I see is a floating head?
Standing on a table in the LED room. 5 quid prosecco in hand. Gucci gang is playing. The world is yours. This is it.
Unhappy Clubbers of the week
No pictures please, I’ve just lost my phone and wallet and I’m not sure where I am
“You made me put trousers on for this..”
But really, I don’t know her
🙁
“You will never guess how much the new vice chancellor makes…”
THIS IS THE FACE I MADE WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT THE NEW VICE CHANCELLOR MAKES 342K A YEAR
Album Cover of the Week
The Hunchbacks of Notre Lulus
Best of the Rest
I, also, dissociate in the club
The Triumph of Bacchus by Diego Velasquez, but the 2018 version
How I sneak Bucky into Cab Vol
Me illegally streaming episodes of Jersey Shore
Having it all – students in Edinburgh talk balancing studies with social media side hustles
Georgia HamiltonLet’s be real, we’ve all fantasised about it at one point
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Seventh Heaven in Week 11
Jamie CalderTime to pre before the sun even sets
New strain of chlamydia originating in Pollock found amongst Edinburgh University students
Mila GreshamThe highly infectious strain has been nicknamed ‘the Pollock Clap’ by doctors
Scottish student feared dead after falling overboard from a North Sea cruise ship
Innes MacNeilLiam Jones was on a seven-day cruise with family for his mum’s birthday
To club or not to club in Edinburgh: Maybe it’s time to put those days behind us
Millicent AngelShould Cowgate have been included on the Edi 2024 Outs list?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Singing ‘I’m just Ken’ in Week 10
Can this semester end already x
We spoke to the Edinburgh University student behind the EmpowerHer exhibition
The event will run from Friday to Sunday and feature the work of 15 ECA students
Your ultimate guide to the best lunch spots for students on campus at Edinburgh University
Beatrice RaffaMeal prepping? Who has time for that?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Don’t worry I feel fine in Week Nine
Drink to forget that there’s only two weeks left of the semester x
We spoke to Edinburgh Uni’s Irish Society ahead of St Paddy’s Day
Kitty MesserYou heard it here first: Three Sisters is the place to be this year x
I made my own vegan pizza in the Wanderers Kneaded van and it was delicious
A huge pro: Warming up by the fire
Khushi Parekh
Eight things that consistently humble me as an Edinburgh University student
Tamsin DunlopA little humbling can be healthy – right?
Here’s how to celebrate International Women’s Day in Edinburgh this year
Mia SiitonenFor the brave, there’s a sunrise swim
Edinburgh uni professor paid damages by Tory Minister over false claims of supporting Hamas
Lauren McDougall‘Michelle Donelan made a cheap political point at my expense and caused serious damage to my reputation’
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
A study in style: Mastering midterm fashion trends in George Square
Roni SharpFrom maxi skirts to fur coats – it’s mid-terms baby!
Pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Uni have occupied the Gordon Aikman lecture theatre
‘We refuse to see millions generated from our own tuition fees invested in Israeli arms’
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
Francesca Eke‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop