Clubbers of the Week

The week where everyone went costume-mad


It's everyone's favourite time of year – deadline season. And by that, I mean the season of last-minute Halloween costumes and strawpedoing enough VKs to forget the meaning of the word 'assignment'.

Go on, you might as well put off that essay a bit longer and have a scroll through this week's clubbers. You know you want to.

Low-budget costume of the week

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Who needs spare sheets anyway?

Stunner of the week

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If that isn't a perfected smize I don't know what is

Runners up

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Photoshoot-ready

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Just look at that smile

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Sparkled to perfection

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James Dean x2?

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Three hot nuns

Creeper of the week

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I think she wants to get away

Runners up

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The secret shoulder-licker

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"Ok, you can back off now love"

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You two should probably let her go too

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They know the true creepers always stand in darkened corners

Third-wheel of the week

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There are actually four extra wheels here

Runners up

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Giggle

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Can't actually tell who the third wheel is here

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Sorry ladies, can I get through?

Wankers of the week

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Surely you're too hot in those

Runners up

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A bow tie? Really?

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Not this again

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Sick beats

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So grateful, so blessed (she doesn't look impressed)

Hero of the week

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Ladies' man

Runners up

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Someone looks chuffed to be on the pull

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Wasn't sure whether to class this as hero or wanker tbh

Heroine of the week

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A timeless classic

Runner up

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Betcha wish you got to rave with Bradley Gunn

WTF of the week

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Trying out an alternative heartburn remedy?

Runners up

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We have a wannabe hairdresser over here

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This was a prime week for inflatables

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Did his pearly whites just not show up well on camera?

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Marge Simpson in freeze frame

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Top-notch balancing act

Mutant of the week

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The classic lopsided tongue pose

Runners up

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Unhappy clubber of the week

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Try one more photo

Runners up

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They were clearly dragged out

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I'm leaving as soon as I finish this drink

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When the tunes are so bad they make you wince

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Contemplating everything wrong with life

Intense conversation of the week

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Nobody's listening, right?

Runners up

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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT

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And then she was like…

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If I don't say it now, I never will

Best of the rest

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Put me down!

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'Hey mum, just having a quiet one in.'

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I did say about the inflatables

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'Your cheeks are so soft'

I am smiling behind this, promise

Bradley Gunn in the house

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I call this one "The Forgotten Tequila"

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Where is his body though?

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'But mate I don't even like Jäger'

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The return of everyone's favourite clubber

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Giant of the week

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Which filter?

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Why is pouring things so difficult when drunk?

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Maybe one day you too will be able to grow a moustache like mine

Photo credits:

Ben Glasgow – Hector's House

James Gourlay – Juju

David Wilkinson// Empirical – Creme Soda, Fiktion, Lost, Rascals, Milk

Martin Vesselinov – Frat

Neil Stewart – Flare