The week where everyone went costume-mad
It's everyone's favourite time of year – deadline season. And by that, I mean the season of last-minute Halloween costumes and strawpedoing enough VKs to forget the meaning of the word 'assignment'.
Go on, you might as well put off that essay a bit longer and have a scroll through this week's clubbers. You know you want to.
Low-budget costume of the week
Who needs spare sheets anyway?
Stunner of the week
If that isn't a perfected smize I don't know what is
Just look at that smile
Sparkled to perfection
James Dean x2?
Three hot nuns
Creeper of the week
I think she wants to get away
The secret shoulder-licker
"Ok, you can back off now love"
You two should probably let her go too
They know the true creepers always stand in darkened corners
Third-wheel of the week
There are actually four extra wheels here
Can't actually tell who the third wheel is here
Sorry ladies, can I get through?
Wankers of the week
Surely you're too hot in those
A bow tie? Really?
Not this again
So grateful, so blessed (she doesn't look impressed)
Hero of the week
Someone looks chuffed to be on the pull
Wasn't sure whether to class this as hero or wanker tbh
Heroine of the week
A timeless classic
Betcha wish you got to rave with Bradley Gunn
WTF of the week
Trying out an alternative heartburn remedy?
We have a wannabe hairdresser over here
This was a prime week for inflatables
Did his pearly whites just not show up well on camera?
Marge Simpson in freeze frame
Top-notch balancing act
Mutant of the week
The classic lopsided tongue pose
Unhappy clubber of the week
Try one more photo
They were clearly dragged out
I'm leaving as soon as I finish this drink
When the tunes are so bad they make you wince
Contemplating everything wrong with life
Intense conversation of the week
Nobody's listening, right?
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT
And then she was like…
If I don't say it now, I never will
Best of the rest
Put me down!
'Hey mum, just having a quiet one in.'
I did say about the inflatables
'Your cheeks are so soft'
I am smiling behind this, promise
Bradley Gunn in the house
I call this one "The Forgotten Tequila"
Where is his body though?
'But mate I don't even like Jäger'
The return of everyone's favourite clubber
Giant of the week
Why is pouring things so difficult when drunk?
Maybe one day you too will be able to grow a moustache like mine
Ben Glasgow – Hector's House
James Gourlay – Juju
David Wilkinson// Empirical – Creme Soda, Fiktion, Lost, Rascals, Milk
Martin Vesselinov – Frat
Neil Stewart – Flare