Edinburgh have banned flour and eggs….again
Why won’t Edi let us live?
In a not-completley- shocking move, the uni has banned the time old tradition of covering people in eggs and flour to celebrate the end of their exams.
The powers that be, aka Timetabling and Examination Services sent, out a friendly reminder this morning that pelting your flatmate with flour and eggs is strictly prohibited this year…again.
As of yet, it is only 3rd and 4th year Theology students who have been formally prohibited from throwing substances but it’s likely that other departments will send out similar emails shortly.
We’d *hate* to see Appleton or DHT tarnished by such substances so celebrate considerately.
In the words of Ned Stark, “winter is coming”
All I want for Christmas is you
The uni also won’t be providing any financial aid for quarantine costs
Issues such as staff pensions and pay affect students too
The only Christmas spirit here was the whiskey
Tip number one: Don’t study Law just because you watched Suits
The library being shut on Friday night meant there was no excuse (besides Storm Arwen) not to hit the club
Because we’ve all gone to the lib just to show off an outfit before
It is expected to reopen tomorrow morning and the rest of campus is open as normal
Love Actually season has officially started here in Edi
If Peter can write a whole book alongside his degree, there is no excuse for your procrastination anymore
I’d just move straight to Tollcross if I were you
Let’s be honest, you’ve probably been all of them at some point
It’s a wonder anyone has managed to go clubbing with all the deadlines coming up
The Anthropology lecturer is working on a temporary project at the Institute for Academic Development
Cheating on someone is usually just a coward’s excuse to get out of the relationship
We chatted to the series two queen ahead of her upcoming tour
“Fuck that. Selfish bastards.”
Industrial action will take place from 1 to 3 December
Petition to rename it Jennifer Coolidge: The Movie
Sorry but how the hell did we miss these?
Sashay away if you can’t get full marks
‘If I was a woman in the same situation, would I have got that support? There’s a good chance I probably would’
And they’re still mates
‘You can take home £2,000 a week – men will pay you for the stupidest things’
I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
I’m BEGGIN’ someone to please free us from the shackles of Mȧneskin x
Two years later Maya has two kids and blonde hair
It starts on January 7th, and the cast includes a straight man for the first time
I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
Never forget ‘she should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
Exclusive: Michelle Donelan gives her view on strikes, online learning and drop-out rates
This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY