Clubbers of the Week

I didn’t even know there were enough people still in uni to fill this up but here we are

What better way to procrastinate on revision than to drown your sorrows in cotton candy vodka shots, try and pull the fittie from your tutorial but fail miserably and end up walking home alone at three in the morning with cold chicken nuggets…wait where was I?

Oh yeah, here are the clubbers of the week:

Stunners of the Week

Eyebrows on fleek

Runners Up

She was clearly ready for her close-up

Pull of the Week

I kissed a girl and I liked it

Runners Up

‘Shall we move to Hive?’

Zoom in to see the fear in his eyes


Creeper of the Week

Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

Runners Up


He doesn’t even go here

Wankers of the Week

ANNE: Out of my sight! Thou dost infect mine eyes. (Richard III 1.2.153)

Runners Up


Tropical Fruits is clearly the best VK flavour

We get it. You vape

Fellas, this ain’t the Power Rangers

Anybody else feel uncomfortable if you stare at him for too long?

Mutant of the Week

Comin outta my cage

Runners Up

Somebody make this into a meme

Where is his ARM…oh wait never mind

WTF of the Week

There is just way too much going on here

Runners Up

All the single ladies?

420 blaze it

Idk if he’s asking for a high five or doing kung fu

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

‘I think I left the oven on’

Runners Up

Don’t hug me I’m scared

All around me are familiar faces

Saddest DJ ever

No human contact please

Hero of the Week


Heroine of the Week

Runners Up

One tall drink of water



Happiest clubber of the week

Hello from the other side

Album Covers of the Week

Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation

You can’t sit with us

Hotline bling xxxx

Best of the Rest

I love youuu baaaaby

Photography credits:

JuJu Club – James Gourlay

Hector’s House – Ben Glasgow

Creme Soda Wednesdays, Bourbon On-Air– David Wilkinson // EMPIRICAL

Silk Thursdays – Ed McDiarmid

Flare Mondays – Neil Stewart Photography

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