Singles of the Week

Valentines Day may have come and gone but Cupid’s work is never done

7 years ago

Spring is starting to show signs of life in Edinburgh, so why now make a fresh start with your dating life too. Venus is in retrograde right now, meaning old flames need to get in the bin. To help you move forward with this new chapter in your life, we have some of the hottest singles on campus right now. So what are you waiting for? Give them your number, they’ll call you, maybe?

Lucy Jack, Law, Second Year

Three words to describe yourself: I like to go with the three S’s; Sassy, seductive and… sexy

Drink of choice: Peach schnapps on ice

Favourite club: GariB’s

Perfect date location: Dynamic Earth to match my dynamic personality

Hidden talent: I’m ambidextrous

Pulling anecdotes: What happens in GariB’s, stays in GariB’s

What are you watching on Netflix right now: How to Get Away with Murder

Life goal: To have my paintings put up in an art gallery

Something we don’t know about you: I am half Russian, will you meet my Standards?

She certainly sounds like a good time, if her love for all things sweet and saucy are anything to go off. So if you think you’re up to this stunner’s standards, why don’t you get Russian to that phone and give her a call?

Callum Butterworth, English Literature, Second year

Three words to describe yourself: I can’t do maths

Drink of choice: Whisky and coke. Any whisky will do

Favourite club: Liquid Rooms

Perfect date location: The zoo because I’m an animal

Hidden talent: Memorising lyrics

Any Pulling Anecdotes: Lets just say flat bonding was interesting

What are you watching on Netflix right now: Narcos

Life goal: To get on the Tab

Something we don’t know about you: I have a tattoo and its up to you to find out where it is

Callum certainly seems like a multi-faceted guy with many stories to tell, so if watching some episodes of the gripping Narcos after a day at the zoo seems like a good idea to you, why don’t you chance a guess at where that tattoo might be.

Clara Mumford-Turner, Film & TV, Third Year

Three words to describe yourself: Sarcastic spicy Slytherin

Drink of choice: Jägerbombs because I hate myself, but a cheeky G&T if I’m feeling like I wanna impress

Favourite club: Prow

Perfect date location: Prow

Hidden talent: Bowling

Pulling anecdotes: Omg I’m so funny haha date me please

What are you watching on Netflix right now: Danger Mouse Season 6

Life goal: To never be on the tab again

Something we don’t know about you: I was home-schooled until I was 16 but my name is not Cady Heron

Fun loving Clara could bowl you over on a date and you can’t really go wrong with a girl who loves Prow that much. I’ll let you in on a secret, Clara often works at Prow,and when she’s not working, she’s on the dance floor. Buy her a VK and she’d definitely be yours.

Julian Douglas, Maths, Second Year

Three words to describe yourself: Energetic, outgoing, clumsy

Fave Drink: Gin & Tonic

Favourite Club: I hate clubbing lol does Prow count?

Perfect date location: hmmm on a hill, in summer, watching the clear sky

Hidden Talent: can turn eyelids inside out

Pulling anecdotes: I said to a guy in Prow ‘you’re hot’ and he was like ‘you too’ then we got off

What are you watching on Netflix right now? Grey’s Anatomy

Something we don’t know about you: I love video games

Life Goals: To be a dilf

Another lover of Prow, Julian will take you on a romantic walk up Arthur’s seat, but maybe leave it for warmer weather and for now, why don’t you test how much he’s learnt about anatomy?