Clubbers of the Week: Revision Week Edition
You weren’t going to revise from midnight til 3AM anyway, were you?
Exams are fast approaching, yuck.
You can almost see Christmas over the mountains of work you need to do.
So why not power through it all with a couple extra holiday shots?
Stunners of the Week
Creeper of the Week
Wankers of the Week
Third Wheel of the Week
Mutant of the Week
Hero of the Week
Heroine of the Week
Album Covers of the Week
WTFs of the Week
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
Best of the Rest
Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club, Fly Club: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography
The restrictions will be enforced from tomorrow
Socially distanced, yet sexy
“I had to find a way to measure my own blood pressure”
Someone’s getting the sack this morning, surely
The party did not disperse when asked by uni staff
11 students tested positive
Your lockdown banana bread could never
“The current Principal should hang his head in shame”
University study spaces will be open at 20-25% capacity
71 per cent of students think it’s an eyesore
He says the new Covid restrictions ‘devalue the uni experience’
Social distancing measures will be put in place
Some tips and tricks to avoid a new flat nightmare
Pollock Halls has the highest percentage of sexual assault of any halls
‘Your leaver’s hoodie isn’t as cool as you think it is. Stop wearing it’
62 per cent of students have experienced assault personally
The University will continue to follow Scottish government guidelines
Time to dust off the sambuca bottles
Joe Exotic’s husband got ripped
Because you don’t want to catch either
‘Wear a mini skirt and walk alone at night’
It starts next week!!
Double tap screenshot and camera flipping, yes please
At least they’ll all get really good at playing Wonderwall
But Love is pregnant?!
Pour one out for fuck boys across the country
It’s cuffing season plus trying to find a lockdown boyfriend
Sarah Paulson has said there might be four seasons!!
‘You won Sura, enjoy the pineapple upside down cake, I hope it makes you very happy.’
She really is the gift that keeps on giving
Who let Kurt wear that hippo broach??
If you’re more than 75 per cent, stay away from me
Never forget when Deborah stole Howard’s custard
Many outbreaks have been linked to house parties
‘Awww second lockdown? I was gonna go gym as well.’
Just one dining chair in a house of six, love it x
Some of these traditions scream ‘cult’
Spoiler alert: She’s a lot fitter than Mr.Groff
This is like, so hot x