Overheard in George Square

“Is the Big Cheese the nachos in Teviot?”


Here are the best and worst things you’ve said this week.

Overheard in Chrystal MacMillan

“Is the Big Cheese the nachos in Teviot?”

Overheard in George Square Main Library

“Oh there’s the guy I used to make out with for free drinks.”

Is it him?

Overheard in Hugh Robson bunker

“It’s a shame I found you in Hugh Rob and not in the library because I would check you oooout”

The glorious bunker

Overheard in George Square Main Library

“When I first came to the UK I ate Nandos everyday. I’m so glad I then got typhoid and kept off the weight.”

Overheard in George Square Main Library

“My dad used to be really fit.”

Edinburgh in a nutshell

Overheard in Quartermile Starbucks

“I’m actually a gay man inside a woman’s body.”

Overheard in Quartermile

“It all started with a bottle of Cognac when I was about 15…”

Overheard in George Square lecture theatre

“I’m so hipster, I breath out triangles.”

Overheard in Hugh Robson

“The only way you can actually get face paint off  is if you shower naked with your flatmate.”

where all the magic happens…

Overheard in the Union of Genius queue

“I wish tinder had a chav filter.”

Overheard in George Square Main Library

And finally, from a few weeks back…

“There’s been a toilet incident in the lobby.”

(from help desk warning some students to avoid the dubious poo on the library floor)