Clubbers of the Week: Halloween special

You’re all stunners to someone


If you think that after your embarrassingly sloppy behaviour on Halloween you should do No-drink November, you’re wrong.

You’d miss out on four chances to get into Clubbers of the Week.

Wouldn’t that be foolish.

Stunners of the Week

Runners Up

Creeper of the Week

This week’s creeper is an absolute professional.

Runners Up

Wanker of the Week

You knew this was coming.

Runners Up

Stop it, this isn’t a headphone party

Third Wheel of the Week

It’s hard times when you’re third wheeling the girl you’re dressed in a couples costume with.

Runners Up

Third wheeling game is so strong he’s sixth wheeling.

Mutant of the Week

Runners Up

when you see it

The one friend that ruins the nice group photo

Hero of the Week

There is no greater hero than the guy that pours your alcohol

Heroine of the Week

Runners Up

Album Covers of the Week

The Cray Crays

The pals and the one clingy friend.

Johnny and The Bodyguards

WTFs of the Week

He’s seen the light

Take your bloody coat off

If your evil cackle won’t win him over, nothing will

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

He’s genuinely furious

Best of the Rest

Winner of the best costume contest goes to the girl who put so much effort into becoming the poop emoji.

Winner of the best group costume contest goes to these guys because it makes positively no sense.

 

Photo Credits

Flare, Love: Neil Stewart Photography
Hector’s House, Mansion, Temple, Fly Club: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland
Milk, The Sugar Club: David Wilkinson/Empirical
Broke: Elliot Gilmour Creative
Thirsty, Kono: Anna Velikova
Creme Soda: Matthew Thomas Photography