Singles of the Week: Freshers edition
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What’s the only good thing about freshers?
Sometimes they are hot.
So with all the new talent floating around campus we thought we would find you the hottest freshers.
Lara, First Year, Sociology and Social Anthropology
What’s your middle name?
Thea
What’s your dream date?
A specially arranged meal in the JMCC at Pollock
Did you take a gap year?
No and I never chundered everywhaaa haha
Did you pull in freshers week?
Nope, no snogs for me
What shampoo do you use?
L’oreal Elvive
What’s your favourite drink?
Full fat coke any day of the week and vodka lemonade and lime up in the club
What is your spirit animal?
Probably a dog, loyal and extremely high maintenance
Lara would be a pretty easy first date, who doesn’t want to return to the JMCC? So just approach her in the club with vodka lemon and lime and get ready for a ‘snog’ and a loyal but extremely high maintenance girlfriend.
Scott, First Year, International Relations
What’s your middle name?
Chegg (Scott Ch-egg LOL)
What’s your dream date?
I would take her to a Rangers game
Did you take a gap year?
Nah, not posh enough
Did you pull in freshers week?
Every night
What shampoo do you use?
Boots own antidandruff
What’s your favourite drink?
Absinth
What is your spirit animal?
Beaver, cute like me
With a middle name like that you can already imagine the number of girls he is batting away. He’s cute, doesn’t have dandruff, would take you to a Rangers match and it will be a wild night if he’s on the absinthe!