Clubbers of the week: Rural Scottish edition

Let’s face it: all this city-dwelling has just been making your night life a struggle to organise. Which zany, modish, topknot-teeming establishment should you choose to frequent? Which Urban Outfitters uniform should you wear? Which Big Lebowski-themed bar serves the best Screwdriver which you’re not going to taste after the first shot?

But don’t give up yet. If you’re tired of spending your days pondering the best locale to unveil your newly reformed hip thrusts, look no further than the city of Perth, gateway to the Scottish highlands.

Boasting a complete absence of diverse nightlife (we have two clubs), you won’t have to endure the maddening illusion of choice which has been plaguing you throughout your time spent in the more upmarket drunk-dancing industry.

These local clubbers how you don’t need the big city to have a big night out.

Squad of the week

Runners-up

Heroes of the week

‘Can I see your ID please mate’ of the week

Rebel of the week

Dapper chaps of the week

Lawyers of the week

Family of the week

Gurn of the week

Best tongues

Runners-up

Best dads

Album cover of the week

Best action shot

Clutches of the week

VIP of the week

Shy clubber of the week

Best poolside accessory

Besto’s of the week

Runners-up

Beard buddies of the week

Kilted people of the week

Runners-up

Vacant stare of the week

Best of the rest

Photo credits: Loft Nightclub