Clubbers of the week

Get shaky

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It’s nearly Easter, so there’s only a couple weeks left of term.

We’re nearly there. Lectures are winding up, the sun is appearing every now and then, and we’ve even had temperatures above 10 degrees.

Winter has officially been over for two days.

But one thing never changes: you lot.

Stunner of the week:

There ya go

There ya go

Runners-up:

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Creepers of the week:

There were a LOT this week.

Military creeper

Military creeper

Creepy creeper

Creepy creeper

Derpy creepers

Combo creepers

Hail Mary creeper

Hail Mary creeper

Photobomb creeper

Photobomb creeper

Dodgy creeper

Dodgy-ass creeper

Embarrassed creeper

Embarrassed creeper

Group creeper

Group creeper

Too-much-tongue creeper

Too-much-tongue creeper

Psycho creeper

Psycho creeper

I'm-still-relevant creeper

I’m-still-relevant creeper

'Fuuuuuck' creeper

‘Fuuuuuck’ creeper

Retro creeper

Retro creeper

Long-range creeper

Long-range creeper

Amusing creeper

Amusing creeper

Wankers of the week:

Keeping it classy

Keeping it classy

Also staying classy

Also staying classy

Runners-up:

For all the plastic Paddies out there

For all the plastic Paddies out there

If you're that desperate to need a sign...

If you’re that desperate to need a sign…

Another dodgy pose

Another dodgy pose

Third wheel of the week:

More like wheels three, four and five here

More like wheels three and four here

Mutants of the week:

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Heroines of the week:

We got love for all of you.

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Hero of the week:

The hero we need, not the one we deserve

The hero we need, not the one we deserve

Runners-up:

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Gotta help a friend out

Gotta help a friend out

Two people who just don't care

Two people who just don’t care

Album cover of the week:

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WTFs of the week:

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Psycho whatever-the-fuck-this-costume-is

Psycho cow

What did he do

What did he do

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Why would you do that to yourself?

Why would you do that to yourself?

...

Scream for the camera

Scream for the camera

No, no, no thanks

No, no, no thanks

Why?

Why?

"Get out of the fucking photo!"

‘Get out of the fucking photo’

Unhappy clubbers of the week:

Not impressed

Not impressed

He's like a shit version of Sam Smith

He’s like a shit version of Sam Smith

He's not having it. At all

He’s not having it. At all

She's not either

She’s not either

Best of the rest:

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And finally:

Where will you be when the diarrhoea hits?

Where will you be when the diarrhoea hits?

Photo credits

Hector’s House, Mansion, Moonshine, Temple: Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland

Milk, The Sugar Club, PRJKT, Fly Club: David Wilkinson / Empirical

Banzai: Charlie Parker Photographer

Broke: Peter Gaal Photography

Propaganda: Anna Velikova