Jamie Dornan’s dad was my mum’s gynaecologist

As well as bringing 50 Shades of Grey hunk, Jamie Dornan, into the world, Professor Jim Dornan also helped my mum give birth to me.

Professor Jim Dornan had his rubber-gloved finger on the pulse of gynaecological care in Northern Ireland, helping women with all their birthing needs.

However, my mother assures me, from her position, flat on her back in a hospital bed, Professor Dornan was disappointingly not as attractive as his stud of a son.

Through the deep bonds of his father’s gynaecology, Jamie Dornan and I are practically related.

Professor Jim Dornan may face many sleepless nights in around nine months time, due to his son’s raunchy film potentially causing a baby boom.

From all of us Jamie Dornan fans and Belfast babies, Jim, we salute you.