Singles of the week: Only two days left

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and some (most) of you are still single.

But have no fear, we found a variety of very eligible ladies and gents floating about campus.

And you could still snatch them up in time for the big day.

David, first year, Geography 

Do you have any middle names?

Ian

What type of shampoo do you use?

Lynx

Favourite night club?

Why Not?

Who is your celebrity crush?

Anna Kendrick

What’s your favourite root vegetable?

Carrot

Perfect date spot in Edinburgh?

Sitting on the meadows

What did you eat for breakfast?

Sausages and baked beans

What’s your spirit animal?

A dog maybe?

The ladies surrounding him audibly “aww’d” at his perfect date spot so there may be a queue.

His answers were quick, direct and to the point and his spirit animal was a dog- they’re cute, that means David is too.

Anna, third year, Economics and Statistics

Do you have any middle names?

Nope

What type of shampoo do you use?

Moroccan oil

Favourite night club?

Opal

Who is your celebrity crush?

Scott Eastwood

What’s your favourite root vegetable?

Beetroot

Perfect date spot in Edinburgh?

Anywhere in Newtown, somewhere like the Botanical Gardens

What did you eat for breakfast?

Muesli

What’s your spirit animal?

An elephant

Anna was wearing a great hat and for that reason alone she would be the perfect catch.

So if you can afford to take her anywhere in Newtown that they sell beetroot, we think you should.

Jules, first year, Geography and Business

Do you have any middle names?

Heather

What type of shampoo do you use?

Tresemme

Favourite night club?

Why Not?

Who is your celebrity crush?

Richie Gray

What’s your favourite root vegetable?

What’s a root veg – oh wait yea, carrot

Perfect date spot in Edinburgh?

Arthurs Seat

What did you eat for breakfast?

Bacon Roll

What’s your spirit animal?

Spirit animal, what the hell is that? Ehm, probably an elephant

A fun loving, bubbly gal we think that it would be perfect if someone from the Rugby team could be Jules’ Richie Gray.

Why not take her for a bacon roll on top of Arthurs Seat?

Alec, second year, Economics

Do you have any middle names?

D’shon

What type of shampoo do you use?

Head and Shoulders

Favourite night club?

Shack

Who is your celebrity crush?

Sybil from Downton Abbey

What’s your favourite root vegetable?

Parsnip

Perfect date spot in Edinburgh?

Mmm, its a tough one, probably Opal Lounge

What did you eat for breakfast?

Marmite on toast

What’s your spirit animal?

Mole rat because they are great little animals

If his middle name alone isn’t enough to make you weak at the knees.

Well, who doesn’t like dates in night clubs?

Isabel, second year, English Literature

Do you have any middle names?

Beatrice Myfanwy

What type of shampoo do you use?

Morocco oil- it smells nice

Favourite night club?

Sneaky Pete’s

Who is your celebrity crush?

John Cusack, actually no he’s old that’s embarrassing, Ryan Gosling, a standard one

What’s your favourite root vegetable?

Parsnip

Perfect date spot in Edinburgh?

Sitting on the meadows

What did you eat for breakfast?

I had a plum

What’s your spirit animal?

An owl, that sounds really weird but I guess they get to fly so an owl because I like the night so I’m a night owl.

We found Isabel in the meadows, reading- from then on we knew she was a catch- that sort of stuff usually only happens in films.

And maybe on your date you could combine her love for reading and partying – reading party for two in the meadows anyone?

Callum, first year, Law

Do you have any middle names?

David

What type of shampoo do you use?

Tresemme

Favourite night club?

Suva

Who is your celebrity crush?

Carrie Underwood

What’s your favourite root vegetable?

Parsnip

Perfect date spot in Edinburgh?

Frankie and Benny’s at Ocean Terminal

What did you eat for breakfast?

Tea and toast

What’s your spirit animal?

A gorilla because they are big

Callum is a man who knows what he wants.

And that is to go to specifically located chain restaurants.

You should also know that Callum’s surname is Love which gives you even more reason to spend time with him on Valentine’s Day.

If you’re interested in contacting these lovely singletons, email [email protected] and we’ll see what we can do.