
We asked you how many people you’ve slept with
You’ve clearly been having fun
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching we took to the library to ask how what your magic numbers are.
We got a wide range of results.
Judge for yourselves whether they are actually true.
We let them be anonymous to spare their blushes – apparently some people are embarrassed talking about sex.
Second year, Economics
Third year, History
Second year, Sports Science
Third year, Languages
First year, International Relations
Third year, Business
Second year, History
Second year, Sociology
Third year, Politics
Second year, English
Judging by the results some of you need to spend a little less time in the bedroom and a little more time in the library.
We are supposedly here to study after all.

Vanessa Hudgens had an Edinburgh photoshoot and residents are mad about it
‘Why the f*ck is Vanessa Hudgens cutting about Scotland in the middle ae a pandemic??? GO HAME’

These are the best daytime tv shows to binge during Lockdown 3
We’ve all finished Netflix, now what?

I scrolled back to the first post on celeb Instagrams and boy it was embarrassing
Justin Bieber’s 2011 mirror selfies are actually the cringiest thing to ever exist

These two Edinburgh students have moved to a remote Scottish island for the semester
The couple have swapped city living for the Isle of Cumbrae

Edinburgh University made £391 million in tuition fees last year
It’s the largest source of income for the university

299 Edinburgh University staff earned £100k or more last year
The Vice-Chancellor earned £392,000 himself

Edi Uni teaching will be online until the end of the semester
“There is not enough time to make a return to on-campus teaching for undergraduate students practical”

If you’ve done any of these nine things as a student in Edi, you don’t need to worry about the Covid vaccine
Stepping foot in Hive being the most obvious one

What does your favourite Edi university building say about you?
If it’s Appleton Tower you need to grow up

No counselling, no contact hours, and no safety net: Edinburgh Uni is failing its students
“If I’m not getting the teaching, the counselling, or the resources, then what am I still paying for?”

Edi accommodation forces students to present doctors note to leave halls during pandemic
Students cannot end their tenancy early without it

Someone on Edifess has ranked Edi takeaways and it’s the controversy of the year
“Calling Dominos expensive but not Ting Thai is peak Edinburgh Uni”

BREAKING: Edinburgh students will not get an academic safety net this year
The VP said he wants to keep things “as normal as possible” and retain the “high value” of an Edi degree

Edinburgh Uni’s ‘no detriment’ petition has gotten 10k signatures in a week
There is still no response from the uni

Pints ban and takeaway restrictions: What the six new Scottish lockdown rules mean
Say goodbye to your takeaway pints

How to access free sanitary products during the second Scottish lockdown
Because periods don’t stop for pandemics

Vanessa Hudgens has been spotted filming in Edinburgh again
The film crew for the Princess Switch 3 were spotted back in Edi

Why is Edinburgh Uni allowed to slack in teaching but we’re not allowed to as students?
“Students can’t be expected to perform at the same level when they’re not receiving the same quality of education.”

Edinburgh University students made to wait up to 12 weeks for a counselling appointment
They can wait four weeks for a consultation and an additional eight for an appointment

The A to Z of thoughts every student has had during lockdown three
N stands for ‘not another day of doing the same thing all over again’

It’s A Sin shows the importance of queer people telling LGBT stories
Being gay isn’t a performance, it’s our lives

These 24 memes about stonks are more inflated than the Gamestop stock price
That’s some economonomomonics

Why everyone is talking about GameStop stocks today, explained as simply as we can
If your mum tries to ask you what it’s about, just say stonks

We asked 15 people why they’re unfollowing influencers and Dubai isn’t the only reason
‘My timeline looks good now and that’s all that matters’

Jamie Dornan is in a new mystery thriller called ‘The Tourist’ set in Australia
If you loved The Fall, get ready for this 👀

The CCTV cameras at Rita Ora’s birthday party were ‘turned off’, according to police
Police were also told the restaurant was offered £5k for the space

Which It’s A Sin character are you? Take this quiz to find out
Either way you’ll be living in the Pink Palace so you win

‘Doing 12-hour shifts for free is inhumane’: Student nurses on why they deserve to be paid
‘I was so overwhelmed, they offered me a session with a psychologist’

These are the degree subjects with the most guys and the most girls
It will come as a shock to nobody to discover engineering is a complete sausage fest

‘I’m healthy in every sense of the word’: Young men on living life as HIV positive
‘I get more DMs than ever now’

How well do you actually remember season one and two of You? Take this quiz to find out
Joe Goldberg will forever live rent free in my head

Dear influencers: Stop using ‘be kind’ as an excuse to be a dick in the pandemic
Your photoshoot is not essential work, stay at home and be kind to the NHS

Why is everyone suddenly giving themselves eye bags on TikTok to look tired?
‘My insecurity is now a trend’

QUIZ: Tell us your 2010s online habits and we’ll guess what degree you study
We know you edited your Facebook profile pictures on CamWow

Celebs Go Dating exes: Here are the ex-partners of this year’s celebrities
Wayne Lineker has four kids

Prove you really love Bridgerton by getting full marks in this trivia quiz
This is your time to SHINE

Here are all the It’s A Sin characters who are based on real life people
The real Jill is actually in the series!

No detriment policies meant a record number of students got firsts in 2020, says OfS
Your dad’s going to read this and spend three days talking about how easy uni is these days