We asked you how many people you’ve slept with
You’ve clearly been having fun
With Valentine’s Day fast approaching we took to the library to ask how what your magic numbers are.
We got a wide range of results.
Judge for yourselves whether they are actually true.
We let them be anonymous to spare their blushes – apparently some people are embarrassed talking about sex.
Second year, Economics
Third year, History
Second year, Sports Science
Third year, Languages
First year, International Relations
Third year, Business
Second year, History
Second year, Sociology
Third year, Politics
Second year, English
Judging by the results some of you need to spend a little less time in the bedroom and a little more time in the library.
We are supposedly here to study after all.
‘Why the f*ck is Vanessa Hudgens cutting about Scotland in the middle ae a pandemic??? GO HAME’
We’ve all finished Netflix, now what?
Justin Bieber’s 2011 mirror selfies are actually the cringiest thing to ever exist
The couple have swapped city living for the Isle of Cumbrae
Because we all secretly live for posh drama
It’s the largest source of income for the university
The Vice-Chancellor earned £392,000 himself
“There is not enough time to make a return to on-campus teaching for undergraduate students practical”
If you’ve done any of these nine things as a student in Edi, you don’t need to worry about the Covid vaccine
Stepping foot in Hive being the most obvious one
If it’s Appleton Tower you need to grow up
“If I’m not getting the teaching, the counselling, or the resources, then what am I still paying for?”
Students cannot end their tenancy early without it
“Calling Dominos expensive but not Ting Thai is peak Edinburgh Uni”
The VP said he wants to keep things “as normal as possible” and retain the “high value” of an Edi degree
There is still no response from the uni
Say goodbye to your takeaway pints
Because periods don’t stop for pandemics
The film crew for the Princess Switch 3 were spotted back in Edi
“Students can’t be expected to perform at the same level when they’re not receiving the same quality of education.”
They can wait four weeks for a consultation and an additional eight for an appointment
N stands for ‘not another day of doing the same thing all over again’
Being gay isn’t a performance, it’s our lives
That’s some economonomomonics
If your mum tries to ask you what it’s about, just say stonks
‘My timeline looks good now and that’s all that matters’
If you loved The Fall, get ready for this 👀
Police were also told the restaurant was offered £5k for the space
Either way you’ll be living in the Pink Palace so you win
‘I was so overwhelmed, they offered me a session with a psychologist’
It will come as a shock to nobody to discover engineering is a complete sausage fest
‘I get more DMs than ever now’
Only Hilary Duff is getting full marks
Joe Goldberg will forever live rent free in my head
Your photoshoot is not essential work, stay at home and be kind to the NHS
‘My insecurity is now a trend’
We know you edited your Facebook profile pictures on CamWow
Wayne Lineker has four kids
This is your time to SHINE
The real Jill is actually in the series!
Your dad’s going to read this and spend three days talking about how easy uni is these days