Tab Tries: Studying at the Big Cheese

At uni, it can sometimes be difficult to balance your social life and studying.

We decided to try and do both. So to kill some time and get some work in, I decided to bring my textbook to Big Cheese.

this is what my textbook used to look like

People seemed really excited to learn about management science.

‘This is the strategy clock’

It was when we started buying drinks that things got messy.

Having my textbook with me definitely attracted some attention.

VK in one hand, textbook in the other.

Suddenly everyone re-found that passion for learning that they lost after freshers.

If ever I was studying by myself…

memorizing porter’s five forces framework

I was soon surrounded by new friends.

who are these people

Sad times rolled around though, when the cover page of my textbook ripped off.

oh no

Things only went downhill for my book (and my studying plans) from there.

tragic, just tragic.

My textbook was the best thing on the dance floor since sliced bread.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I started to reconsider my decision…

Especially when a very wise drunkard said to me, “why the fuck do you have your textbook with you?”

The same people that haven’t made a nine am tutorial since the birth of jesus christ, were more interested in learning about a SWOT analysis than they were about that Lion King song.

how do i finance

By this time my book was in more than several pieces.

just some selfies of some strangers, shia labeouf and the cover page of my textbook

A couple of VKs (orange flavour, of course) and some snakebites later, my book was gone.

just another wee study sesh.

You all owe me  £70 so I can buy a new textbook.

looking for some remains.

But actually though, my mother’s gonna kill me.

As far as recommendations go, it depends where your priorities are.

If you actually want to study and have a nice clean textbook by the end of the night, I would NOT recommend trying to study at the Big Cheese.

However, if you want to have a night that you’ll never forget trying to remember, make tons of new friends, and even add your RA on snapchat, then I would definitely recommend bringing your books to the Big Cheese.