Singles of the Week: Third time lucky

Feel like you missed out without someone to frolic around in the snow with?

It’s t-minus eight days till you know what.

If you’d rather not spend the day alone or in the cinema watching 50 Shades of Grey, we’ve done some groundwork for you.

Charles, second year, History

Do you have any middle names?

Roger

What’s your favourite chain restaurant?

Frankie and Benny’s.. No – Filling Station.

What’s the best thing you’ve ever got for free?

Can I say sex? I mean I never paid any of them.

Green apples or red apples?

Red apples

What’s been your best night out?

My birthday. Apparently, I don’t remember very much of it. But I’ve been told it was great.

If you had to choose one type of food to have forever, would it be sweet or savoury?

Savoury

Where did you live in first year?

Hermit’s Croft (we haven’t got a clue where that is either)

What’s your spirit animal?

A mole, because I’m pretty blind and I don’t cope well with bright sunlight.

Hermit’s Croft might not be on any of our radars, but you could put Charles on yours.

Sarah, second year, Law

Do you have any middle names?

Hunt

What’s your favourite chain restaurant?

Chipotle

What’s the best thing you’ve ever got for free?

Drinks (in da club)

Green apples or red apples?

Red apples

What’s been your best night out?

Big Cheese

If you had to choose one type of food to have forever, would it be sweet or savoury?

Savoury. Mac and cheese, and maybe like sweet potato. Wait – is that sweet?

Where did you live in first year?

Ewing in Pollock

What’s your spirit animal?

A cat, because I’m down for a cuddle but I’ll scratch you if you get too close.

She might have a weird middle name but give her a chance and I’m sure you’ll skip out on the scratching and get straight to the cuddle.

If you’re interested in contacting these lovely singletons, email [email protected] and we’ll see what we can do.