Pizza-gate: Hysteria over Domino’s new closing time

But there is light at the end of the stuffed crust


Southside Domino’s recently changed it’s closing time from 2am to 11pm.

Is this what heaven looks like

Panic ensued across the city as students began to learn about this dramatic change to their daily lives. One student said: “Please tell me you’re joking? Where am I going to get my midnight pizza now?”

But the manager said: “It’s just a council thing. Domino’s Southside should be opening back to normal in four weeks time.”

except for all of February

But not all is lost in the meantime: “Because all the Domino’s shut at 11 and Southside is the only one open, they deliver will all over Edinburgh at the later hours”.

it’s okay to drool

So don’t worry Edinburgh, your midnight Domino’s will come back to you on the first of March.