Clubbers of the Week

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We’re into term proper now, and suddenly that essay is looking longer than the Potterow queue.

But here you can forget your worries, your chores, your stresses.

Instead you can panic that:

1. You haven’t made it

or

2. You’ve made it – but in all the wrong categories.

Your doom awaits you.

Stunner of the Week:

Aw... Seriously though, everyone is jealous of these two.

Aw… Seriously though, everyone is jealous of these two

Runners – Up:

Pretty sure this is proof (as if any was needed) that you don't need to be glamorous to be beautiful.

Pretty sure this is proof (as if any was needed) that you don’t need to be glamorous to be beautiful

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Creeper of the Week:

Seriously. This is actually creepy. Don't do it again.

`Don’t look into his eye…

Runner – Up:

We don't spare our own.

We don’t spare our own

... (Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

… (Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

Wanker of the Week:

Please don't do this again. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

So indie. So hipster. So alternative.  (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Runner – Up:

If you're going to stand around like a plank, at least be made of wood. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

If you’re going to stand around like a plank, at least have the decency to be made out of wood

More hats…

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

In mitigation, pub golf had been played prior to this point. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Mutant of the Week:

I'm not sure what this is, or how it is possible. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

I’m not sure what this is, or how it is possible. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Heroine of the Week:

Oh, heya! (Peter Gaal Photography).

Oh, heya! (Peter Gaal Photography)

Runner – Up:

How's life? (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

How’s life? (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Hero of the Week:

He looks so happy! (Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

He looks so happy! (Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

Album Cover of the Week:

Touching the hand of God. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

Touching the hand of God (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Runners – Up:

It's Jay Electronica's shit white cousin. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

It’s Jay Electronica’s shit white cousin. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

WTF of the Week:

She's smiling so I assume it's consensual.

She’s smiling so I assume it’s consensual

Runners – Up:

Hilarious. (Adam Winship: Winship Photography).

Hilarious (Adam Winship: Winship Photography).

Two things: what pose is this supposed to be, and what convinced her it was a good idea? (Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

Two things: what pose is this supposed to be, and what convinced her it was a good idea? (Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

Unhappy Clubber of the Week:

Umm, where am I, and who are you? (Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

Umm, where am I, and who are you? (Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

Runner – Up:

He can't escape. Not ever. She has him. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

‘I do not know this lady. Please send help.’  (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Two people who don't want to be there. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

Two people who don’t want to be there. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Best of the Rest:

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(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

Who? Us? Are you sure? (Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

Who? Us? Are you sure? (Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

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(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

All black everything.

All black everything

Ooh la la. (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

Ooh la la (Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

(Adam Winship: Winship Photography).

(Adam Winship: Winship Photography)

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Check the guy in the back. (Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

Check the guy in the back (Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm).

(Hamish Rowe Photofilm)

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland).

(Ben Glasgow: BGM Scotland)

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At least for this week.