Campus quickie: The best hook-up spots at uni

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If you’re looking for the story of two people being caught mid shag in Appleton Tower, click here. 

Well it is now officially one month until Valentines Day and maybe you’re wondering how to inject some spice into your relationship?

With all the commercial foolery that is attached to Valentines Day, you’re libido will be starting to enlarge and you’ve realised you have some time to kill until your next lecture.

So of course the only solution is sex on campus.

Basement toilets of IMES building

Let’s face it, your options are limited and who is ever going to head down here.

Let’s face it, your options are limited and who is ever going to head down here.

Likelihood of being caught: 3/5

Décor: 1/5

Variety of positions: 4/5

50 George Square showers

Get clean whist doing the dirty.

Get clean whist doing the dirty

Likelihood of being caught: 1/5

Décor: 3/5

Variety of positions: 4/5

Top floor of Appleton Tower stairs

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Admire a view while doing a reverse cowboy

Likelihood of being caught: 4/5

Décor: 2/5

Variety of positions: 4/5

David Hume Tower lift

Going down...

Going down…

Likelihood of being caught: 5/5

Décor: 2/5

Variety of positions: 4/5

Minto House library

Hipsters have needs too.

Hipsters have needs too.

Likelihood of being caught: 4/5

Décor: 4/5

Variety of positions: 4/5

The bushes of George Square 

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Enjoy some prickly fun

Likelihood of being caught: 4/5

Décor: 1/5

Variety of positions: 1/5

Cupboard under the stairs in Teviot 

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Fan of Harry Potter and own a crow bar?

Likelihood of being caught: 3/5

Décor: 2/5

Variety of positions: 3/5

This thing in 7 Bristo Square 

Just do it to piss of the Law students

Just do it to piss off the Law students

Likelihood of being caught: 4/5

Décor: 2/5

Variety of positions: 3/5

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