Watch this Edinburgh woman scream at someone trying to give her free money

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This hilarious video of a deranged woman screaming at someone offering her free money will make you avoid the Royal Mile for a good week.

Skip to 22 seconds for the good stuff.

The video shows other strangers (more politely) turning down sums of up to £1000 – an idea totally alien to students trying to make a dinner out of marmite, rice and lettuce.

The various individuals decline the free money from the nice, well-spoken man just minutes from Bristo Square.

One potential benefactor even lets out a bloodcurdling howl in order to get the man, who is working on behalf of geolotto.com, away.

Did you see this dude yesterday?

Bizarrely, the man really struggles to get someone to accept the money before approaching a blonde woman who is obviously incredibly grateful for being given literally a grand in cash.

This woman was given a grand in cash. Bitch.

Just a short walk to Appleton Tower would have resulted in students chomping at the bit to take the man’s money – and potentially most of his clothes stolen too.