Yik Yak proves our freshers are wankers

Well, most of them


As if we needed more evidence our uni is crawling with arrogant tossers.

Yik Yak is an anonymous, location-based app that allows people to chat anonymous shit at each other.

Edinburgh’s feed is particularly terrible.

It’s full of Pollock kids chatting to each other about getting laid, uni work, and how posh they are.

The Lads:

Well at least they have twats, rather than being one...

Well at least they just have twats, rather than being one…

Getting laid, and getting slayed.

Getting laid, and getting slayed.

Maaaaate, plaaayyyyaaaaa.

Maaaaate, plaaayyyyaaaaa.

Lad here. LAD RIGHT HERE.

Lad here. LAD RIGHT HERE.

That would be 12 for your average fresher. There's a register for people like this. It's called the sex offenders' list.

That would be 12 for your average fresher. There’s a register for people like this. It’s called the sex offenders’ list.

Napier-haters:

Let's dump on the other people while we're at it.

Let’s face it, we all want one now.

This student probably does Geography anyway...

This student probably does Geography anyway…

Even Heriot-Watt doesn’t escape:

We're doing disabled jokes now?

We’re doing disabled jokes now?

Posh kids:

At least they are self-aware.

At least they are self-aware.

I'm glad he's dead personally. #LatinTextbookReference

I’m glad he’s dead personally. #LatinTextbookReference

The ones we’d be mates with:

Probably a field on your Dad's estate.

Probably a field on your Dad’s estate.

Well at least you don't have Chlamydia either...

Well at least you don’t have Chlamydia either.

Keysurf remains ever-popular.

Keysurf remains ever-popular.

Very true.

Very true.

Hopefully they’ll get better chat at some point.