Ten things you only know if you’re an Edinburgh Uni law student

1) You have an indescribable amount of love for Hector MacQueen.

That’s why his beard’s so big… it’s full of secrets

2) You put your health at serious risk once a year and almost catch pneumonia by queuing for Law Ball tickets.

Brr… it’s cold out here

3) Having a Hunger-Games style battle for online tutorial sign up, and still ending up with a Monday 9am or a Friday at 5…

9ams don’t go down so well in the Law school

4) You watch more hours of  Ken Reid’s podcast lectures than real-life lectures (His jokes are better in person)

It’s not hard to see what Elspeth sees in him!

5) Lecture and tutorial attendance directly correlates with the Law Society social calendar.

We’re already excited for LB14

6) You’ve probably kissed your mum, dad, brother or sister… at Mummies and Daddies of course.

7) Both Westlaw and “Law.ed.ac.uk courses” are in the topped viewed websites on your computer.

But where would you really be without their case summaries?

8) If they said they read the whole case then they’re lying.

Westlaw has abstracts for a reason

9) The Old College Christmas Tree has made your week

Bright lights

10) You know what you won’t be dressing up as for Beerienteering next year…

Too soon for this joke?