10 things better than listening to people talk in the library

Surely the only thing more annoying is the DHT lifts? Can there really be more?


Just in case you are on the verge of a mental breakdown, here at 10 things that are at least more annoying than those girls chatting away on the 4th floor of the library.

 
1. Taking the stairs to a daily five-minute meeting on the 13th floor of David Hume Tower.

Whoever invented those lifts needs a good ole’ talking to.

2. Sharing your flat with every single Marchmont Mouse.

3. Reading the manifestos of every person campaigning for a position in EUSA.

It’s all very nice, but when are they gonna give us free fees? Then I’ll listen.

4. Living off Potterrow’s Just Cheese sandwiches for the rest of your life.

5. Having to look at every instagrammed picture of Edinburgh. Ever. Forever.

#instagrammed #thatsenoughthankyou

6. Paying £1.40 for a tea bag, hot water, and room temperature milk in The Library Cafe.

7. Doing ten circuits of Library Bar before finding a table in one of the shitty side rooms.

The Napier of the Library Bar seating areas.

8. Paying a fine on a HUB Reserve book you’ve had since first year.

9. Having work to do on a sunny Meadows BBQ day.

Why. Just why.

10. Talking in the library.