What pint you should be drinking according to your other life choices

If it’s Dark Fruits you really need to reassess yourself


 

Ah how cruel the scythe of nature swings down upon that which we love. Covid-19 has taken from all of us something we can never get back.

Freshers missing their first taste of peak uni life, when exams are over and long hazy days are spent drinking and basking in the glorious sunshine that Stuart Corbridge loves to mention so much. Finalists suffer worse, with no end of exams alcohol showers, or those final college balls with the now ancient people you once spent freshers week with.

This loss has been felt keenly by all.

However, things are slowly coming back and most of us will soon be outside with friends again, sipping on something that will, inevitably, get us drunk.

But what should it be?