Which classic university drink is your college?
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During your three or four years at university you will discover that the consumption of certain beverages defines your existence. From Nikita vodka to the glorious filth that is a woodgate, which drink is your college?
Collingwood: Woodgate
For the kings and queens of sport know how to get loose, the beverage of choice has to be the infamous Woodgate in Jimmy's; probably seen off in one so that they have both arms free for Sandstorm.
Grey: Nikita vodka
Grey by name, unfortunately not Grey Goose by nature. Nobody's first choice, just something you have to deal with.
Hatfield: Tequila
Hatfield, the college everyone loves to hate, has to be attributed the drink which inspires the same feelings. Saying you're from Hatfield is the same as offering someone a shot of tequila: a lot of initial fuss then it goes down an absolute treat.
Jo Bo: G&T
The mature students of the university, willing to cook for themselves whilst everyone else is blessed with catered potatoes. These culinary pros need a good strong G&T before they get to work on tonight's food masterpiece, just like your mum.
Aidan's: Berocca
Aidan's dwellers need to keep their strength up to tackle all those steps. A life-saving Berocca it is. It's also really cold, so illness is more likely.
Chad's: Budweiser
A good reliable drink: such easy crate transportation from Tesco as well.
Cuth's: VK
Fun and competitive, but too much can give you a headache.
Hild Bede: Taddy's
"Pint of Taddy's please; we're literally so close to The Swan! So handy for the town and not in the middle of nowhere at all!"
John's: Mulled wine
You know, for before choir practice.
Mary's: Literally any cheap wine
Echo Falls or £3 wine so that their vision is sufficiently blurred for when they enter the college bar.
Trev's: Rum
They need the strong stuff to briefly forget that they live in a myriad of hexagons.
Castle: Prosecco
Champagne's cheaper and rowdier cousin is the only beverage acceptable to drink in the walls of an actual castle.
Van Mildert: Whisky
Goes perfectly with all that spare water hanging around.